MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE

Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."

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A MAN'S FEELING - HUMOROUS JOKE

A man's feeling
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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !

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GIRLFRIEND KI TAREEF - HILARIOUS PAPPU JOKE

Pappu apmi girlfriend k husn ki tareef kartay huye bola,
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Pappu: "Tumhari aankhein kitni haseen hein."
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Larki: "Janu, Chhorro na."
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Pappu: "Tumharay baal kitnay khoobsurat hein."
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Larki: "Chhorro na yeh sab."
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Pappu: "Tumharay gaal kitnay gulabi hein."
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Larki: "Ab chhorro bhi."
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Pappu: "Aray, Itni dair se lambi-lambi hi to chhor raha hoon.

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JAWAZ - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU SHAADI JOKE

Unn donon mein bohat muhabbat thi.
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Unn ki shaadi bhi tay ho chuki thi.
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Magar aik roz donon ka zabardast jhagrra ho gaya.
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Larki ne kaha: "Ham ne bohat acha waqt guzara hai lekin abb ham saath nahi reh saktay. Jab se main ne Nadeem ko dekha hai main uss ki deewani ho gaee hon aur ab uss se hi shaadi karon gi, tum apni yeh mangni ki angoothi wapas lay lo."
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Larkay ne angoothi wapas letay huye kaha: "Kya tum Nadeem ka pata bata sakti ho?"
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"Kya tum uss se intaqam lo gay?" Larki ne darrtay huye poocha.
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"Main iss liye pooch raha hoon k shayed woh yeh angoothi khareed lay." Larkay ne bechargi se kaha.

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - 90 LAAKH KI ZUROORAT

Chaar (4) larkiyon k baap ne akhbar mein ishtehar diya k jo larka meri kisi larki se shaadi karay ga, ussay larki ki umar k mutabiq utnay hi laakh rupay jahaiz mein naqad diye jaein gay.
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Doosray din aik phone mosool hua: "Hello! Inn chaaron mein koi 90 saal ki bhi hai?"

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HILARIOUS JOKES - THE BETTER ONE

Two little boys were arguing.

“My father is better than your father!”

“No he’s not!”

“My brother is better than your brother!”

“No he’s not!”

“My mother is better than your mother!”

The second boy paused. “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”

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MOST HILARIOUS JOKE EVER - HEADACHE

Doctor: "How is your headache...?"
Man: "She is fine sir...!"

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VERY VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - TRUTH

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300."

"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

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VERY VERY FUNNY EXAMS JOKES - KAMEENAY

Aik larki rastay mein khushi se seeti bajatay huye ja rahi thi...
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Old man: "Beti kiya bat hai, itni khush kion ho?'
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Girl: "Uncle, kameeno k exams hein to raastay khali hein."

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VERY VERY FUNNY INSULT JOKE - PAISAY

"SUPERB INSULT"



Girl: "Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay,,, to...?"
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Boy: "Phir to larkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaya karteen."

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MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI DOSTI

Aik pathan 2 cigarette aik saath pi raha tha,
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."

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MOST FUNNY SARDAR'S JOKES - SALGIRAH

"Shadi ki salgirah per sardar biwi k liye 'Gulab' k phool lay aaya."
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Biwi: "Mujhay yeh nahi chahiye, mujhay koi sonay ki cheez do."
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Sardar: "Yeh lo 'Takiya' aur so jao."

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MOST HILARIOUS SHORT URDU JOKES - PHOTO

Boy: "Kahan ja rahi ho?"
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Larki: "Khudkushi karnay."
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Boy: "To itna make-up kion kiya hai?"
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Girl: "Kal subh k news paper mein photo b to aani hai na?"

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VERY VERY FUNNY URDU SHADI JOKES - FARQ

Question: "Naye aur puranay shadi shuda jorron mein kya farq hai?"
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Answer: "Naya jorra 'LIPS' mila kar sota hai."
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"Aur purana jorra 'HIPS' mila kar..."

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HUMOROUS MONEY JOKES - OWN BED

Innkeeper: "The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed."

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Guest: "I'll make my own bed."

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Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

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VERY FUNNY POLICE JOKES - MESSAGE

A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.

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The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.

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"Yes, please" she replied: "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - SHOQ

Aadmi doctor se: "Umar lambi karnay k liye koi tareeqa bataein."

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Doctor: "Shaadi karwa lo."

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Aadmi: "To kya shaadi karwanay se umar lambi ho jaye gi?"

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Doctor: "Nahi, yeh shoq khatam ho jaye ga."

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MOST FUNNY LITTLE CHILD JOKES - PACKAGE

Teacher K.G class k bachay se: "1 se 10 tak ginti sunao, main aap ko 'KISS' karon gi."

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Bacha: "Miss! 1 se 100 tak ginti sunanay per kya package hai?

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - BEST LIAR

"Some people don't change, they just learn to lie batter..."

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MOST HUMOROUS ENGLISH JOKE - LITTLE GIRL

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.

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"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.

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Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man.

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"If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?"

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"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.

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They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady.

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The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.

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The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"

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And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing."

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