GANDA TOWEL - VERY VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara hum ko aik bat to btao zara."

Sardar ji 👳: "Pooch."

Pathan 👨: "Soap 🍥 se nahanay 🛀 k baad jab hamara jism saaf ho jata hai to phir towel kesay ganda ho jata hai?"

Sardar ji: "Towel ko woh 1% jaraseem 🐾 gandar kartay hein jo 99% jaraseem 🐾 k mar janay k baad bhi zinda reh jata hai."

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MOTHER TONGUE - HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 k betay 👶 ne form fill 📄 krtay huye poocha: "Papa mother 👩 tongue 👅 k column mein kya likhoon?"

Sardar ji 👳: "Puttar likh day, very very long & uncontrollable..."

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EHMIYAT = IMPORTANCE - REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JI JOKES

Pathan apnay dost sardar ji 👳 se bola: "Mara tumhari to ghar 🏠 mein bhi koi nhi sunta."

Sardar ji 👳: "O nhi yara, ghar 🏠 mein meri bohat ehmiyat hai, khana 🍲 pakanay se pehlay sab mujh se zaroor mashwara kartay hein, aur phir jo main kehta hoon woh hargiz nhi pakaya jata.

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2 GOLIYAN - MOST HILARIOUS SHORT JOKES

Sardar ji 👳: "Doctor 💉 sahb mujhay koi aisi dawa 💊 dein k main aankhon 👀 se bol sakon or kanon 👂 se dekh sakon."

Doctor 💉ghussay se: "Lo ye lo, 2 goliyan 💊 subh or 2 sham naak 👃 se chaba kr kha lena."

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OPERATION - SHORT SARDAR JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara ye doctor 💉 log operation se pehlay mareez 😷 ko behosh q kr detay hein?"

Sardar ji 👳: " O ja yar, tujhay itni si baat ka bhi nhi pata? Agar mareez 😷 hosh mein rha or operation seekh gya to doctors 💉 ki to watt lag gaee na?"

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Sardar ji 👳 ka beta 👶 peda hua, woh bohat khush huye or apnay aik din k betay 👶 ko god mein utha kar bolay:

"Kash tum aik saal pehlay paida ho jatay, to hamari shadi bhi dekh letay."

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HELICOPTER - SHANDAR PATHAN JOKES

Pathan aik kapray ki dukan per gaya or bola: Mara shirt k liye kapra dikhao.

Dukandar: Plain mein dikhaon sir.....?

Pathan: Nahi Helicopter mein dikhao, khabees ka bacha kaheen ka, jidhar pathan dekha mazaq shuru...😄😄😄😂😂😂

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NOBODY - MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINER JOKES

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. 😁😁😁

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NO ONE - MOST FUNNY ONE LINER

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.😂😂😂

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BOOMERANG - HILARIOUS ONE LINER

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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KEY TO SUCCESS - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS

Whenever I find the key 🗝 to success, someone changes the lock 🔒.

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BANK - HILARIOUS ONE LINERS

A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you money 💰, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
😂😂😂

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ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 🤓.
😂😂😂

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HAMMER - FUNNY ONE LINER

When your only tool is a hammer 🔨, all problems start looking like nails. 😂😂😂

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SHADI KI FILM - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES

Husband TV Dekhtay howe zor zor se ro raha tha.
Wife: "Konsi film dekh rahay ho jo iss tarah ro rahay ho?"
Husband: "Apni shaadi ki film dekh raha hon."

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MUJRA - FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES

Ek bacha ghar se maar kha kar ghussay 😡 mai School ja raha tha.
Rastay mai ek uncle ne poocha: "Beta phartay ho?"
Bacha: "Nahi, Uniform Pehn kar Mujra 💃 karnay jata hon..." 😂

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BEST ANSWER EVER - WIFE JOKES

Question: "Who is better, wife or sister?" 🤔
Answer: "Heart touching & award winning answer is wife's sister."😂

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A BOOK - LIBRARY JOKES

Question: "What has a spine but, no bones?"
Answer: "A book."

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TALLEST BUILDING - LIBRARY JOKES

Question: "What is the tallest building in the world?"

Answer: "The library, because it has the most stories."😂

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IDIOTS - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

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