Sardar 👳 k betay 👶 ne form fill 📄 krtay huye poocha: "Papa mother 👩 tongue 👅 k column mein kya likhoon?"
Sardar ji 👳: "Puttar likh day, very very long & uncontrollable..."
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Showing posts with label Husband/Wife Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Husband/Wife Jokes. Show all posts
6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES
Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.
Sardar: "Kiya hua?"
Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...
Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"
Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.
Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."
Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.
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DIFFERENCE - NEW ONE LINER
What’s the difference between a new husband 👨 and a new dog 🐕? After a year, the dog 🐕 is still excited to see you.
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ANDHA FAQEER - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES
Wife & husband bazar mein ja rahay thay.
Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
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Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
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SHADI KI FILM - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES
Husband TV Dekhtay howe zor zor se ro raha tha.
Wife: "Konsi film dekh rahay ho jo iss tarah ro rahay ho?"
Husband: "Apni shaadi ki film dekh raha hon."
Wife: "Konsi film dekh rahay ho jo iss tarah ro rahay ho?"
Husband: "Apni shaadi ki film dekh raha hon."
MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE
Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."
ABBAY GIN'NAY TO DE - FUNNY JOKES
Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage??
Wife remains silent,,,
Husband : Main is Khamoshi ko kya samjhun??
Wife : Abbay gin'nay to De‚,,,
Wife remains silent,,,
Husband : Main is Khamoshi ko kya samjhun??
Wife : Abbay gin'nay to De‚,,,
MEDICINE - HILARIOUS JOKES
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚" Haq Se maango.
Girl Friends are like, "Pepsi," Yeh Dil Maange More.
Wife is like a "Medicine," Bas Ek hi kaafi hai.
Girl Friends are like, "Pepsi," Yeh Dil Maange More.
Wife is like a "Medicine," Bas Ek hi kaafi hai.
BLOOD TEST - COMIC JOKES
Pathan "BLOOD" k baray mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kion parh rahay ho ji?
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Pathan: Mujhay Doctor ne kaha hai k kal mera "Blood" test hai, issi liey test ki tyari kr raha hoon.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kion parh rahay ho ji?
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Pathan: Mujhay Doctor ne kaha hai k kal mera "Blood" test hai, issi liey test ki tyari kr raha hoon.
NEXT BABY - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES
After they had brought their first baby home from hospital,
A young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers,
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"I'm busy," he said:
"I'll do the next one."
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The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers.
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He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
A young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers,
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"I'm busy," he said:
"I'll do the next one."
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The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers.
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He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
DUST - FUNNY JOKES
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
my wife asked,
"what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!"
SPEECHLESS SCENERY - HUMOROUS JOKES
A couple arrives at the countryside:
Woman said: “Honey this scenery leaves me speechless!".
Man replies: “Great! Then we'll camp here!”
Woman said: “Honey this scenery leaves me speechless!".
Man replies: “Great! Then we'll camp here!”
SAZAYE MOUT - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES
Aik shakhs ne beema company k numaenday se poocha: "Agar main aaj apni biwi ka beema karaon
aur kal woh mar jaye to mujhay kya millay ga?"
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Numaenday ne sanjeedgi se kaha: "Ghalban sazaye mout."
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Numaenday ne sanjeedgi se kaha: "Ghalban sazaye mout."
MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI DOSTI
Aik pathan 2 cigarette aik saath pi raha tha,
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."
MOST FUNNY SARDAR'S JOKES - SALGIRAH
"Shadi ki salgirah per sardar biwi k liye 'Gulab' k phool lay aaya."
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Biwi: "Mujhay yeh nahi chahiye, mujhay koi sonay ki cheez do."
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Sardar: "Yeh lo 'Takiya' aur so jao."
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Biwi: "Mujhay yeh nahi chahiye, mujhay koi sonay ki cheez do."
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Sardar: "Yeh lo 'Takiya' aur so jao."
REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKE - MALE AUR FEMALE
Wife: "Kya kar rahay ho?"
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Husband: "Makhiyan mar raha hoon..."
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Wife: "Kitni maarein?"
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Husband: "3 female aur 2 male."
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Wife: "Tumhein kaisay pata male aur female ka?"
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Husband: "3 sheeshay k samnay bethi theen, aur 2 'Gold Leaf' ki dabbi par."
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Husband: "Makhiyan mar raha hoon..."
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Wife: "Kitni maarein?"
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Husband: "3 female aur 2 male."
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Wife: "Tumhein kaisay pata male aur female ka?"
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Husband: "3 sheeshay k samnay bethi theen, aur 2 'Gold Leaf' ki dabbi par."
VERY FUNNY POLICE JOKES - MESSAGE
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
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The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
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"Yes, please" she replied: "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
MOST HILARIOUS MARRIAGE JOKE - FOOL
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
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The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."
MOST HILARIOUS SHORT ENGLISH JOKES - HUG
"Who invented hugs?"
"I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward?"
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"What are you doing. Why are you holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me..."
"I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward?"
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"What are you doing. Why are you holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me..."
