A MAN'S FEELING - HUMOROUS JOKE

A man's feeling
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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !

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HILARIOUS JOKES - THE BETTER ONE

Two little boys were arguing.

“My father is better than your father!”

“No he’s not!”

“My brother is better than your brother!”

“No he’s not!”

“My mother is better than your mother!”

The second boy paused. “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”

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VERY VERY FUNNY EXAMS JOKES - KAMEENAY

Aik larki rastay mein khushi se seeti bajatay huye ja rahi thi...
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Old man: "Beti kiya bat hai, itni khush kion ho?'
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Girl: "Uncle, kameeno k exams hein to raastay khali hein."

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VERY VERY FUNNY INSULT JOKE - PAISAY

"SUPERB INSULT"



Girl: "Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay,,, to...?"
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Boy: "Phir to larkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaya karteen."

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MOST HILARIOUS JOKE - SUPER INSULT

Boy: "Kya tum meri zindagi mein chand ban'na pasand karo gi?"
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Girl: "Yes."
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Boy: "To jitna door chand hai, utni door dafa ho jao meri nazron se..."

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MOST HILARIOUS SHORT URDU JOKES - PHOTO

Boy: "Kahan ja rahi ho?"
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Larki: "Khudkushi karnay."
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Boy: "To itna make-up kion kiya hai?"
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Girl: "Kal subh k news paper mein photo b to aani hai na?"

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - TEXT MESSAGES

"Seriously, whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..."

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MOST HILARIOUS SHORT ENGLISH JOKES - HUG

"Who invented hugs?"
"I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward?"
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"What are you doing. Why are you holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me..."

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FUNNY SHORT TWEETS - MARIO

"All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her..."

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MOST HUMOROUS ONE LINERS - EXISTENCE

"I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence..."

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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - B.COM

Pathan: "Yaar meray liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta talash kar."
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Sardar: " Aik larki hai B.com ki..."
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Pathan: "Yaar kisi bhi qoum ki ho, bus parhi likhi honi chahiye."

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - VALENTINE'S DAY

Aik pathan ko kuch log maar rahay thay.
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Aik admi ne poocha: "Issay kion maar rahay ho?"
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Woh bolay: "Subh se pooch raha hai k 'Valentine's day' ki namaz kitnay bajay hogi?"

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FUNNY SHORT ENGLISH JOKES - REAL FRIENDS

"Real friends don't get offended when you call the bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive."

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MOST LUDICROUS URDU JOKES - PAPA

Girl:
      Na daikh Haseeno ko, azaab hoga,
      Tu bhi  aik  din  kisi  ka  baap hoga.


Boy:
      Khuda    karay    teri    zuban   sachi   ho,
      Mujhay Papa kehnay wali teri hi bachi ho.

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REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES - SHADI SHUDA

Police: "Park mein aisay kion baithay ho?"
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Sardar: "O paa g, ham dono shadi shuda hein."
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Police: "To phir ghar mein baitho na?"
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Sardar: "Asal mein ghar mein iss ka shohar aur meri biwi mind kar jatay hein."

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MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINER - BEST FRIEND

"If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident."

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - LOVE MARRIAGE

Boy asked to girl: "Tum larkiyan love marriage kion karti ho?"
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Girl say lovely answer: "Namoona milnay se acha hai kamina mil jaye."

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VERY FUNNY ONE LINER JOKE - A DUMB FRIEND

"1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I just had to find your dumb..."

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FUNNY ONE LINERS - VALENTINE'S DAY

I liked Valentine's Day a lot better in elementary school when you gave a Valentine to everyone, because the whole class was your Valentine...

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MOST HILARIOUS JOKES - BAREYANI MEIN BOTI

Do moqon per insan apnay dost ko bhi bhool jata hai.,
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1). Pyari si girlfriend mil jaye.
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Ya,
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2). Bareyani mein achanak boti mil jaye...

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