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Showing posts with label Money Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Money Jokes. Show all posts
BANK - HILARIOUS ONE LINERS
ANDHA FAQEER - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES
Wife & husband bazar mein ja rahay thay.
Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
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Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SURPRISE
Aik khatoon ne dukan mein pohnch kar salesman se kaha: "Main apnay kuttay k liye jarsi
bun'na chahti hoon, mujhay kitni oon khareedni chahiye?"
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"Agar aap kuttay ko andar lay aaein to ham andaza laga kar bata saktay hein." Salesman ne mashwara diya.
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"Nahi nahi, main ussay hargiz andar nahi la sakti." Khatoon jaldi se boleen: "Main to ussay surprise dena chahti hoon."
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"Agar aap kuttay ko andar lay aaein to ham andaza laga kar bata saktay hein." Salesman ne mashwara diya.
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"Nahi nahi, main ussay hargiz andar nahi la sakti." Khatoon jaldi se boleen: "Main to ussay surprise dena chahti hoon."
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - 90 LAAKH KI ZUROORAT
Chaar (4) larkiyon k baap ne akhbar mein ishtehar diya k jo larka meri kisi larki se shaadi karay ga, ussay larki ki umar k mutabiq utnay hi laakh rupay jahaiz mein naqad diye jaein gay.
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Doosray din aik phone mosool hua: "Hello! Inn chaaron mein koi 90 saal ki bhi hai?"
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Doosray din aik phone mosool hua: "Hello! Inn chaaron mein koi 90 saal ki bhi hai?"
GAAEIN (COWS) - REALLY FUNNY HINDI ANIMAL JOKE
Aik kisaan bank mein aaya aur do hazar (2,000) rupay qaraz talab kiye.
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Manager ne poocha: "Kya zamanat do gay?"
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Kisaan ne kaha: "Meray paas chobees (24) gaaein (cows) hein."
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Kisaan ko raqam mil gaee.
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Kuch muddat baad kisaan barri raqam laya aur uss mein se do hazar (2,000) rupay ginn kar manager ko wapas kar diye.
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Manager ne kaha: "Aap baqi raqam bhi hamaray paas jama kara dein."
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Kisaan ne ussay ghoor kar dekha aur bola: "Tumharay paas kitni gaaein (cows) hein?"
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Manager ne poocha: "Kya zamanat do gay?"
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Kisaan ne kaha: "Meray paas chobees (24) gaaein (cows) hein."
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Kisaan ko raqam mil gaee.
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Kuch muddat baad kisaan barri raqam laya aur uss mein se do hazar (2,000) rupay ginn kar manager ko wapas kar diye.
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Manager ne kaha: "Aap baqi raqam bhi hamaray paas jama kara dein."
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Kisaan ne ussay ghoor kar dekha aur bola: "Tumharay paas kitni gaaein (cows) hein?"
VERY VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - TRUTH
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
VERY VERY FUNNY INSULT JOKE - PAISAY
"SUPERB INSULT"
Girl: "Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay,,, to...?"
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Boy: "Phir to larkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaya karteen."
Girl: "Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay,,, to...?"
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Boy: "Phir to larkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaya karteen."
MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI DOSTI
Aik pathan 2 cigarette aik saath pi raha tha,
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."
HILARIOUS TRAVELING JOKES - MY PARTNER
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversize travel bag onto the plane.
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
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"Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
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"No more," the man said: "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
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"Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
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"No more," the man said: "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
VERY VERY FUNNY FATHERS JOEKS - CAMERAY
Baap: "Aik zamana hota tha jab main sotre se sirf 10 rupay mein 'Ghee', 'Doodh', 'Daalein' sab lay aata tha."
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Beta: "Ab ye harkatein nahi chalti hein abbu, ab wahan cameray lag gaye hein."
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Beta: "Ab ye harkatein nahi chalti hein abbu, ab wahan cameray lag gaye hein."
HUMOROUS MONEY JOKES - OWN BED
Innkeeper: "The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed."
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Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
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Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
HUMOROUS URDU JOKES - SAMAJHDAR SARDAR
Sardar: "Raat ko mujhay 1 aadmi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya."
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Pathan: "Lekin teray paas to pistol tha."
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Sardar: "Woh to main ne chupa liya, warna woh bhi lay jata."
MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - SHOQ
Aadmi doctor se: "Umar lambi karnay k liye koi tareeqa bataein."
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Doctor: "Shaadi karwa lo."
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Aadmi: "To kya shaadi karwanay se umar lambi ho jaye gi?"
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Doctor: "Nahi, yeh shoq khatam ho jaye ga."
HILARIOUS ONE LINER - SHOWERS ARE AMAZING
"Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make your sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decision..."
MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - 1,000 RUPAY
Pathan bank mein 1,000 rupay jama karwanay gaya."
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Cashier: "Janab! Yeh note to naqli hein."
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Pathan: "Jama to meray account mein hoga, tujhay kya takleef hai?"
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Cashier: "Janab! Yeh note to naqli hein."
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Pathan: "Jama to meray account mein hoga, tujhay kya takleef hai?"
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE - DADI
Girl: "Iss dress ki kya price hai?"
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Shopkeeper: "Sirf 5 kiss."
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Girl: "Aur uss dress ki?"
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Shopkeeper: "10 kiss."
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Girl: "Okay. Dono pack kar do, bill meri 'DADI' dein gi."
FUNNY ONE LINERS - DEFINITION OF BOSS
Boss is an idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.
HILARIOUS JOKES - A HUSBAND'S PUNISHMENT
The clerk asked me, “Cash, check or charge?” after ringing up my purchase.
As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” she asked.
“No,” I replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!”
