GANDA TOWEL - VERY VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara hum ko aik bat to btao zara."

Sardar ji 👳: "Pooch."

Pathan 👨: "Soap 🍥 se nahanay 🛀 k baad jab hamara jism saaf ho jata hai to phir towel kesay ganda ho jata hai?"

Sardar ji: "Towel ko woh 1% jaraseem 🐾 gandar kartay hein jo 99% jaraseem 🐾 k mar janay k baad bhi zinda reh jata hai."

😂😂😂

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MOTHER TONGUE - HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 k betay 👶 ne form fill 📄 krtay huye poocha: "Papa mother 👩 tongue 👅 k column mein kya likhoon?"

Sardar ji 👳: "Puttar likh day, very very long & uncontrollable..."

😂😂😂

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EHMIYAT = IMPORTANCE - REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JI JOKES

Pathan apnay dost sardar ji 👳 se bola: "Mara tumhari to ghar 🏠 mein bhi koi nhi sunta."

Sardar ji 👳: "O nhi yara, ghar 🏠 mein meri bohat ehmiyat hai, khana 🍲 pakanay se pehlay sab mujh se zaroor mashwara kartay hein, aur phir jo main kehta hoon woh hargiz nhi pakaya jata.

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2 GOLIYAN - MOST HILARIOUS SHORT JOKES

Sardar ji 👳: "Doctor 💉 sahb mujhay koi aisi dawa 💊 dein k main aankhon 👀 se bol sakon or kanon 👂 se dekh sakon."

Doctor 💉ghussay se: "Lo ye lo, 2 goliyan 💊 subh or 2 sham naak 👃 se chaba kr kha lena."

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OPERATION - SHORT SARDAR JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara ye doctor 💉 log operation se pehlay mareez 😷 ko behosh q kr detay hein?"

Sardar ji 👳: " O ja yar, tujhay itni si baat ka bhi nhi pata? Agar mareez 😷 hosh mein rha or operation seekh gya to doctors 💉 ki to watt lag gaee na?"

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GOLI - VERY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES

Sardar ji 👳 aik darakht 🌳 per ultay latkay huye thay.

Pathan: "Oye mara yeh tum kiya karti ho?"

Sardar ji: "Aray yar, sar kay dard ki goli 💊 khai hai, ulta iss liye latka hoon k goli 💊 kaheen pait mein na chali jaye."

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6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.

Sardar: "Kiya hua?"

Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...

Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"

Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.

Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."

Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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HELICOPTER - SHANDAR PATHAN JOKES

Pathan aik kapray ki dukan per gaya or bola: Mara shirt k liye kapra dikhao.

Dukandar: Plain mein dikhaon sir.....?

Pathan: Nahi Helicopter mein dikhao, khabees ka bacha kaheen ka, jidhar pathan dekha mazaq shuru...😄😄😄😂😂😂

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GHADDARI - REALLY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan wapda k chairman k office gya or bola: Namastay g, yeh bijli kab aaye gi?

Chairman: Pehlay yeh btao k tum ne mujhay namastay q kaha?

Pathan: Q k aap per salamti bhejna pooray mulk k sath ghaddari hai. 😂😁😂😁

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MAKEUP - MOST HILARIOUS PATHAN JOKES

Pathan:

Yara ye aurtein itna makeup q krti hein?

Jab dekho, makeup kiya hota hai...

Sardar:

Han yar,

Koi aisa hal btao k meri bivi makeup krna chorr day.

Pathan:

Yara us ki bat  mat karo,

us per to makeup suit bhi bohat krta hai...

😂😂😂

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SHUKRIYA - VERY FUNNY LAWYER JOKES

Wakeel ⚖ apni bivi se: Apnay zevraat 💍 waghera sanbhal kr rakh lo...
Bivi (herat 🤔 se): Woh kion?
Wakeel ⚖ : Darasal main ne aik chor reha krwaya hai or woh aaj ghar pe shukriya adaa krnay aa rha hai.
😂😂😂

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ANDHA FAQEER - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES

Wife & husband bazar mein ja rahay thay.
Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
😂😂😂

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SHADI KI FILM - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES

Husband TV Dekhtay howe zor zor se ro raha tha.
Wife: "Konsi film dekh rahay ho jo iss tarah ro rahay ho?"
Husband: "Apni shaadi ki film dekh raha hon."

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MUJRA - FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES

Ek bacha ghar se maar kha kar ghussay 😡 mai School ja raha tha.
Rastay mai ek uncle ne poocha: "Beta phartay ho?"
Bacha: "Nahi, Uniform Pehn kar Mujra 💃 karnay jata hon..." 😂

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MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE

Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."

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CIVIL ENGINEERING - FUNNY ZUBAIDA AAPA JOKES

"Agar aap k bachay zyada matti khatay hein to,
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Unhein thorri cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi."

Zubaida aapa k "CIVIL ENGINEERING" walay totkay.

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WINDOW - SARDAR JOKES

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

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THAPPAR KI AAWAZ - HILARIOUS JOKES

Patient to doctor: Aap ki nurse k hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya.
Doctor: Jee janta hoon, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak I hai!!

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MISS BELL - FUNNY JOKES

Aik pathan rozana apnay parosi ki bell

baja k bhaag jata tha.

Aik din parosi ne pakarr kar poocha: Yeh kya shararat hai?

Pathan: Yeh ham misbell marta hai.

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ABBAY GIN'NAY TO DE - FUNNY JOKES

Husband 2 Wife: Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage??
Wife remains silent,,,
Husband : Main is Khamoshi ko kya samjhun??
Wife : Abbay gin'nay to De‚,,,

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