MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE

Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."

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I'M NOT SIR - FUNNY EXAMS JOKE

Teacher: I told you not to look in your bag. You could have the answers.

Pappu: I'm not, sir. I'm looking in Jim's bag. He's got the answers.

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COINCIDENCE - STUDENT JOKES

The teacher asked: 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied: My mom and dad got married on the same date.

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YOUR NAME - FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"

"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"

"Your name on this report card."

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BAA - FUNNY FATHER AND SON JOKE

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb.

Father: Really?What did she say?

Son: Baa!

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MY MOTHER HELPS ME - VERY FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES

A small Indian boy appeared in the class of a London schoolteacher for the first time and she asked him his name:

"Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah," he said.

When she asked, "How do you spell it?"

He replied: "My mother helps me."

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DARKHWAST - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik larka cycle per school ja raha tha k raastay mein baarish ho gaee aur woh girr parra.
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Lehaza uss ne socha k school pohnchanay mein dair ho jaye gi.
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Iss liye kion na chutti ki darkhwast day doon.
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Uss ne likha:
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My dear master!
Hip hi water,
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Chham chham,
Ho gaya dharram,
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So I can not come,
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Send the taanga,
I will come,
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Your student,
M Anjam.

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PAKISTAN KAY SOOBAY - PATHAN JOKES

Ustaad pathan se: Pakistan k kitny soobay hay?
Pathan: (4).
Ustaad: Sahabash un k naam batao,
Pathan: Mashrik, Maghrib, Shumal, Junoob.

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WIKIPEDIA - FUNNY STUDENTS ONE LINER JOKE

The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.

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DAKIA - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (pappu se): "Daaku ki moannas batao."
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Pappu jaldi se: "Sir ji dakia."

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VERY FUNNY EXAM JOKE - EXAMINATION HALL

Brain is the outstanding organ.
It works for 24 hours, 365 days...
But stops only when we enter the Examination Hall...

Dagha baaz ray....
Haye dagha baaz ray...

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REALLY FUNNY ONE LINERS - ALPHABETS

And then the SATAN said: "Put the Alphabets in Maths..."

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MOST FUNNY LITTLE CHILD JOKES - PACKAGE

Teacher K.G class k bachay se: "1 se 10 tak ginti sunao, main aap ko 'KISS' karon gi."

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Bacha: "Miss! 1 se 100 tak ginti sunanay per kya package hai?

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VERY VERY FUNNY MATHS JOKES - MAHTS

Teacher: "Batao k 'Maths' ka kya matlab hota hai?"

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Student: "Sir! 'Maths' means..."

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M: "Mental,"

A: "Attack,"

T: "To,"

H: "Handsome,"

S: "Students."

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MOST FUNNY SHORT URDU JOKES - ITTAFAAQ SE

Teacher: "Ittafaaq' ka jumla banao?"

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Student: "Jiss din meray abbu ki shaadi thi, Ittafaaq se ussi din meri ammi ki bhi shaadi thi."

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FUNNY ONE LINER - MY SCHOOL

"My school cares more about my uniform than my education..."

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MOST FUNNY TWEETS - 42 MUSCLES

"Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face..."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINER - NEED A DAY

"I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday..."

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FUNNY CLASSROOMS ONE LINERS - EASY SLEEP

"It's easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed..."

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FUNNY ONE LINERS - COMMITMENT

"I'm in a committed relationship with my bed"

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