I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect. 😁😁😁
Showing posts with label Funny One Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny One Liners. Show all posts
NO ONE - MOST FUNNY ONE LINER
Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.😂😂😂
KEY TO SUCCESS - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS
Whenever I find the key 🗝 to success, someone changes the lock 🔒.
DIFFERENCE - NEW ONE LINER
What’s the difference between a new husband 👨 and a new dog 🐕? After a year, the dog 🐕 is still excited to see you.
😂😂😂
BANK - HILARIOUS ONE LINERS
A bank 🏦 is a place that will lend you money 💰, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
😂😂😂
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity 🤓.
😂😂😂
HAMMER - FUNNY ONE LINER
When your only tool is a hammer 🔨, all problems start looking like nails. 😂😂😂
ONION - VEGETABLE JOKE
My friend thinks he is smart 😇. He told me an onion 🌰 is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut 🍪 at his face.
DIFFERENCE - FUNNY ONE LINER
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
A tire.
BLONDE PILOT - HILARIOUS ONE LINER
After the helicopter crash, the blonde pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off. 😅"
SURPRISED - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half!
MATCH - HILARIOUS ONE LINER JOKES
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
MISSING - FUNNY ONE LINERS
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
HUMILIATE - FUNNY ONE LINER
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
