6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.

Sardar: "Kiya hua?"

Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...

Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"

Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.

Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."

Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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ONION - VEGETABLE JOKE

My friend thinks he is smart 😇. He told me an onion 🌰 is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut 🍪 at his face.

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THE DREAM - HILARIOUS JOKE

I saw a dream last night.
Only you and me!
You were looking so innocent...
You know why?
Because I was eating mango, and you were saying: "Chal gittak e de de!!"

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VERY VERY FUNNY OLD MAN JOKE - OLD MAN

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105.
So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKE - ZAHEEN PATHAN

Sardar: "Yaar mujhay Saffar mein neend nahi aati..."
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"Aisa kion?".
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Pathan: "To tum Rabi-ull-Awwal mein so jaya karo..."

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MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI DOSTI

Aik pathan 2 cigarette aik saath pi raha tha,
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."

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HILARIOUS TRAVELING JOKES - MY PARTNER

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversize travel bag onto the plane.
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
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"Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
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"No more," the man said: "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!

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HUMOROUS URDU JOKES - SAMAJHDAR SARDAR

Sardar: "Raat ko mujhay 1 aadmi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya."

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Pathan: "Lekin teray paas to pistol tha."

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Sardar: "Woh to main ne chupa liya, warna woh bhi lay jata."

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VERY VERY FUNNY MATHS JOKES - MAHTS

Teacher: "Batao k 'Maths' ka kya matlab hota hai?"

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Student: "Sir! 'Maths' means..."

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M: "Mental,"

A: "Attack,"

T: "To,"

H: "Handsome,"

S: "Students."

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REALLY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - BLUETOOTH

Dost: "Oye tera 1 dand neela kiddan ho gaya?"

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Sardar ji: "Yaar main ne ink lagaee hai."

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Dost: "Woh kion?"

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Sardar: "Kion k aaj kal "BLUETOOTH" bohat mashhoor ho gaya hai."

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VERY VERY FUNNY JOKES - LIEK A BOSS

"Very funny moment"
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"Knowing every single word of a movie and reciting it like a boss."

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HUMOROUS ONE LINERS - STUPID PEOPLES

"We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples..."

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REALLY FUNNY TWEETS - PUTTING ON JEANS

Putting on jeans: "Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE..."

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VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS - AWKWARD MOMENT

"That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy.."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - TEXT MESSAGES

"Seriously, whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..."

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SHORT FUNNY TWITTER JOKES - TWITTER

"Twitter is really just a great excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid..."

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VERY VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - PROBLEM

The awkward moment when someone asks: "What's wrong?"
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"And they're the problem."

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MOST HILARIOUS ENGLISH JOKES - THREE GUYS

Three guys are in a Cessna.

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The first drops a penny out the window.

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The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb.

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When the plane lands, the first guy goes to see where the penny landed.

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He sees a guy swearing and trying to get a penny out of his forehead.

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The second sees a girl holding her dog who has a pencil through his head.

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The third guy sees a guy laughing his head off.

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He asks: "Why are you laughing?"

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The guy says: "I was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..."

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"What's so funny about that?"

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"It blew my neighbor's house apart!"

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HUMOROUS ONE LINER - AWESOME

"My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep."

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VERY VERY FUNNY ONE LINER TWEETS - MATURITY

"My maturity level depends on who I'm with..."

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