VERY FUNNY LOADSHEDDING JOKE - ALL IZZ WELL

Jab light ho out of control,
To khirrki darwazay khol,
Khirrki darwazay khol,
Chanda Mama ko bol,

"ALL IZZ WELL"

Wapda kya janay public ka kya hoga?
Jaan jaye gi ya garmi mein fana hoga?
Koi na janay yeh masla kab solve hoga?

To candle jala, UPS chala ya phir generator chala k bol,

"ALL IZZ WELL"
"BHAIYYA ALL IZZ WELL"

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VERY VERY FUNNY JOKES - LIEK A BOSS

"Very funny moment"
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"Knowing every single word of a movie and reciting it like a boss."

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MOST HUMOROUS URDU JOKE - JANNAT 2

Sardar: "Yar agar maa k qadmon talay 'JANNAT' hoti hai to phir nani k qadmon talay kya hota hai?"

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Pathan ne kafi ghour-o-ghouz k baad jawab diya: "Jannat 2."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MOSEEQAR

Aik admi ko moseeqi ka naya naya shoq hua to woh bazar se aik naya piano khareed laya aur raat k aik (1) bajay mashaq karnay laga.
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Uss admi k parrosi ko ghussa aa gaya aur uss ne moseeqar k ghar ki tamam khirrkiyan torr deen.
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Naya moseeqar uss waqt to chup ho gaya, magar subh honay per apnay parrosi se kehnay laga: "Janab! Agar awaaz kam aa rahi thi to mujhay bata diya hota, main khud hi khirrkiyan khol deta."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DAIR KIS BAAT KI HAI

Thanay mein phone mosool hua keh aik shakhs Habib bank plaza ki aakhri manzil tak pohnchnay mein kamyaab ho gaya hai aur wahan se kood kar khudkushi karna chahta hai.
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Illaqay ka S.H.O bhagam bhaag wahan pohncha aur uss shakhs ko mukhatib kartay huye bola: "Khudkushi haram hai, mat karo, apni rooh ka khayal karo keh tum to khatam ho jao gay magar tumhari rooh hamesha saza jheelti rahay gi."
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"Main dehriya hoon." Uss shakhs ne jawab diya.
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S.H.O: "Apni biwi aur apnay masoom bachon ka khayal karo."
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Woh shakhs bola: "Main ghair shaadi shuda hoon."
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S.H.O: "Apnay waldain ka khayal karo."
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Aadmi: "Meray maa baap mar chukay hein."
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S.H.O: "Or nahi to apnay behan bhaiyon ka socho."
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Uss ne jawab diya: "Mera koi behan bhai nahi hai."
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S.H.O: "Phir bhi zindagi barri qeemti hai, issay hansi khushi guzaro, ghoomo phiro, tafreeh karo."
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Woh bola: "Ghoomnay phirnay k liye koi jaga nahi hai."
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S.H.O: "To phir V.C.R aur dish per indain filmein daikho."
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Jawab mila: "Indian filmon, V.C.R aur dish, teenon ka mukhalif hoon."
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"To phir dair kis baat ki hai? Neechay chhalaang kion nahi lagatay kambakht?" S.H.O ne ghussay se daant peestay huye kaha.

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - DO DAAKU

Aik purani nisf darjan shaadiyan karnay wali film actress k ghar mein do (2) daaku ghuss aaye.
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Uss ne police ko phone kiya: "Hello Inspector! Iss waqt meray ghar mein do (2) hattay kattay mustanday daaku ghuss aaye hein. Aap meharbani farma kar inn mein se sirf aik (1) daaku ko pakarr kar lay jaein."

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KHOOBI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik T.V interview mein aik mashhoor shakhsiyat se poocha gaya: "Bataur-e-gulookaar aap ko Shaukat Ali kion pasand hein?"
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"Bhaee inn ki sab se barri khoobi to yeh hai keh kisi mehfil-e-moseeqi mein agar tamam haazreen bhi aapas mein batein kar rahay hon, tab bhi inn ki aawaz suni ja sakti hai." Mashhoor shakhsiyat ne jawab diya.

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PASAND NA PASAND - FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Hameeda ko bhi wohi films pasand theen jo mujhay pasand theen, ussay bhi wohi khanay achay lagtay thay jo mujhay achay lagtay thay, ussay bhi wohi ganay achay lagtay thay jo mujhay achay lagtay thay, ussay bhi wohi kitaabein pasand theen jo mujhay pasand theen."
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"Phir tumhari shaadi kion na ho saki?"
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Jawab mila: "Darasal ham aik doosray ko pasand nahi kartay thay."

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CREATION - FUNNY ONE LINERS

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

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UMAR - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik Bollywood filmi adakara kissi risaalay mein apna interview parrh kar buri tarah ghussay ho rahi thi: "Maloom nahi kaun inn nau-umar larrkon ko sahafi bana deta hai, bhala batao main ne iss ko apni umar tees (30) saal bataee thi aur iss nay chalees (40) saal likh di hai."
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Adakara ka shohar jo kaafi dair se apni biwi ki batein sun raha tha aakhir ukta kar bola: "Begum! Iss mein itnay ghussay wali kaun si baat hai? Ab bhi to uss ne tumhari umar dass (10) saal kum hi likhi hai."

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MARZI KI MALIK - HILARIOUS BOLLYWOOD HINDI JOKE

Aik taveel arsay tak film industry se qata ta'alluq rakhnay k baad aik bollywood actress ne dobara films mein kam shuru kiya to aik reporter ne uss se interview letay huye poocha: "Khair se kitni umar ho gaee hai aap ki?"
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Actress ne jawab diya: "Main saath (60) saal ki ho chuki hoon."
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Reporter heran hotay huye bola: "Lekin kal meri mulaqat aap k betay se huee thi, woh bata raha tha k uss k umar bawan (52) saal ho chuki hai."
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"To iss mein herat ki kya baat hai?" Actress ne itminan se kaha: "Woh apni marzi ka malik hai aur main apni marzi ki malik."

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MUSHKIL - HILARIOUS BOLLYWOOD HINDI JOKE

Bollywood ki aik actress ne apni saheli ko bataya: "Mera naya shohar har lehaz se mukammal hai. Woh na sharab peeta hai, na jua khailta hai aur na hi kisi larki ki taraf aankh utha kar daikhta hai."
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Saheli boli: "O my god! Aisi surat mein tum ussay talaq kaisay do gi?"

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DATE OF BIRTH - HILARIOUS HINDI JOKE

Aik female actress se interview letay huye journalist ne poocha: "Aap ki date of birth kya hai?"
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Actress ne jawab diya: "25 June."
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Journalist ne poocha: "Aur saal?"
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Actress boli: "Har saal."

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TICKET - HILARIOUS PUNJABI BOLLYWOOD JOKES

Pathan apnay kuttay k saath film 'Sholay' dekhnay gaya.
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Hero ne kaha: "Basanti, in kutton se samnay mat nachna."
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Pathan khara ho kar bola: "Kuttay di ticket laee ey, tera tay peyo v nachchay ga."

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AFTER BREAK UP - HILARIOUS BOLLYWOOD JOKES

After break up.
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Boy to girl: "Kahan chal di, kahan chal di pyar ki pungi baja k?"
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Girl: "Chorr chaarr k apnay Saleem ki gali Anarkali disco chali."

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SAALIYE - HILARIOUS PUNJABI JOKES

Biwi: "Jaanu tum mujhay waisay pyar nahi kartay, jaisay 'Shahrukh Khan' film mein 'Kajol' se karta hai."
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Shohar: "Saaliye! 'O' pyar karan day 2 crore lenda ey, tay tere peyo ne kadi 200 vi nahi ditta."

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USUALLY SIT - VERY FUNNY GIRLS JOKES

The aging bollywood actor was trying to chat up the gorgeous young girl.
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"Don't you recognize me?" he asked.
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"I'm quite well known in the movies," he continued.
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"Oh!" she said, her eyes lighting up. "Where do you usually sit?"

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YOUNG - VERY VERY FUNNY BOLLYWOOD JOKES

I once knew the twenty-year-old daughter of a Bollywood film actress who kept getting depressed because she didn't look as young as her mother.

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THAT'S THE IDEA - HILARIOUS BOLLYWOOD JOKE

Movie Director, "Now you have to jump from the 10th floor."

Nervous Actor: "But suppose I got injured or killed?"

Director; "That's the idea, because its the last scene of the movie."

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GABBAR K 10 GHORRAY - FUNNY JOKES

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
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Dhanno : Tujhay apni parri hai, meri soch jiss k peechay GABBAR k 10 ghorray parray hein.

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