FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AND BACHI

1st Sardar: Oye yaaaaaaaaar! Bachi check kar...
2nd Sardar: Oye! Wo meri baaji hai.
1st Sardar: Oh, sorry yar. Baji check kar!
2nd Sardar: Qasmay tabaayi ay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOOBTA SHEIKH

Do sheikhon ne sumandar ke kinaray board laga hua dekha:

"DOOBTAY KO BACHANAY WALY KO 500 RUPAY INAAM!"

Pehla Sheikh: Mujhe tairna nahin aata. Main chhalang lagata hun. Tum mujhe bacha lena. Paise aadhe aadhe kar len gay.
Pehlay Sheikh ne chhalang lagai to doosra khamoshi se dekhta raha. Pehlay ne cheekh kar kaha:
Tum mujhe bachate kyun nahin?
Doosra Sheikh muskra kar bola:
Tum ne board ke neechay to parha hi nahin...

"LAASH NIKALNAY WALY KO 1000 RUPAY INAAM!"

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI WALI DUA

"Ya Allah!
Mere wo tamam gunah apne khaas fazl-o-karam se muaaf farma de... Jin ki wajah se meri shaadi ruki hui hai!"
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NOTE:
Shadi shuda hazraat "ruki" ka lafz nikal kar parhen!

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAPPU'S PIZZA ORDER

Order taker: Hello sir, Pizza hut here. What would you like to order?
Pappu: Ummm... 2 large Italian pizzas, 2 Zinger, 2 cheese burger with French fries... and yes, 2 Pepsi ki bottles. And please, make it fast... am hungry!
Order taker: OK, sir. Order kis ke naam pe bhejna hai sir?
Pappu: Allah ke naam pe bhej do baba... Tumhare baal bachon ko duaen dun ga!

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KHOOBI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik T.V interview mein aik mashhoor shakhsiyat se poocha gaya: "Bataur-e-gulookaar aap ko Shaukat Ali kion pasand hein?"
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"Bhaee inn ki sab se barri khoobi to yeh hai keh kisi mehfil-e-moseeqi mein agar tamam haazreen bhi aapas mein batein kar rahay hon, tab bhi inn ki aawaz suni ja sakti hai." Mashhoor shakhsiyat ne jawab diya.

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PASAND NA PASAND - FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Hameeda ko bhi wohi films pasand theen jo mujhay pasand theen, ussay bhi wohi khanay achay lagtay thay jo mujhay achay lagtay thay, ussay bhi wohi ganay achay lagtay thay jo mujhay achay lagtay thay, ussay bhi wohi kitaabein pasand theen jo mujhay pasand theen."
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"Phir tumhari shaadi kion na ho saki?"
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Jawab mila: "Darasal ham aik doosray ko pasand nahi kartay thay."

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ALL ARE GIRLS - FUNNY MEERA ENGLISH JOKE

Meera: "I have 3 daughters, all are girls."

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CALL YOU PARENTS - MEERA ENGLISH JOKE

"Tomorrow call your parents, especially mother and father."

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I'LL HANG MYSELF - MEERA KILLING ENGLISH JOKE

"Will u hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

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DISPOSSIBLE - FUNNY MEERA JOKES

English k paper mein fail honay k bad meera:
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Kya main English mein fail ho gai?
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"Dispossible."

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