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"So you're beginning to wonder, too!"
"So you're beginning to wonder, too!"
Showing posts with label Father Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Father Jokes. Show all posts
YOUR NAME - FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES
"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
NEXT BABY - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES
After they had brought their first baby home from hospital,
A young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers,
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"I'm busy," he said:
"I'll do the next one."
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The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers.
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He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
A young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers,
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"I'm busy," he said:
"I'll do the next one."
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The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers.
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He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"
BAA - FUNNY FATHER AND SON JOKE
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb.
Father: Really?What did she say?
Son: Baa!
Son: She took it like a lamb.
Father: Really?What did she say?
Son: Baa!
VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - 90 LAAKH KI ZUROORAT
Chaar (4) larkiyon k baap ne akhbar mein ishtehar diya k jo larka meri kisi larki se shaadi karay ga, ussay larki ki umar k mutabiq utnay hi laakh rupay jahaiz mein naqad diye jaein gay.
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Doosray din aik phone mosool hua: "Hello! Inn chaaron mein koi 90 saal ki bhi hai?"
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Doosray din aik phone mosool hua: "Hello! Inn chaaron mein koi 90 saal ki bhi hai?"
HILARIOUS JOKES - THE BETTER ONE
Two little boys were arguing.
“My father is better than your father!”
“No he’s not!”
“My brother is better than your brother!”
“No he’s not!”
“My mother is better than your mother!”
The second boy paused. “Well I guess you’ve got me there. My father says the same thing.”
VERY FUNNY JOKE - AAJ K BACHAY
Aaj k Bachay..
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Postman knocked the door..
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A kid came with cigarette in
mouth &
beer in hand..
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Postman: "Papa hein.??"
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Kid: "Abay bhootni k, mujhe dekh k lagta hai k baap ghar pe hoga..?"
Kid rock's - Postman shock
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Postman knocked the door..
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A kid came with cigarette in
mouth &
beer in hand..
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Postman: "Papa hein.??"
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Kid: "Abay bhootni k, mujhe dekh k lagta hai k baap ghar pe hoga..?"
Kid rock's - Postman shock
VERY VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - TRUTH
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300."
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
VERY FUNNY ONE LINER - JEALOUSY
"I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs."
VERY VERY FUNNY FATHERS JOEKS - CAMERAY
Baap: "Aik zamana hota tha jab main sotre se sirf 10 rupay mein 'Ghee', 'Doodh', 'Daalein' sab lay aata tha."
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Beta: "Ab ye harkatein nahi chalti hein abbu, ab wahan cameray lag gaye hein."
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Beta: "Ab ye harkatein nahi chalti hein abbu, ab wahan cameray lag gaye hein."
MOST FUNNY SHORT URDU JOKES - ITTAFAAQ SE
Teacher: "Ittafaaq' ka jumla banao?"
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Student: "Jiss din meray abbu ki shaadi thi, Ittafaaq se ussi din meri ammi ki bhi shaadi thi."
HUMOROUS ONE LINER - NIGHTMARE
"Everyone has that scary nightmare from your childhood that you still remember..."
MOST HUMOROUS ENGLISH JOKE - LITTLE GIRL
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.
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"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
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Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man.
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"If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?"
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"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
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They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady.
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The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.
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The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
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And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing."
REALLY FUNNY TWEET - MISSED CALLS
"Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from 'Mom' scares me..."
FUNNY ONE LINERS - MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
"I hate waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to fall back to sleep."
MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINERS - FINAL DECISION
"If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study..."
FUNNY EXAMS ONE LINER - PREPARATION OF EXAMS
Question: "How to prepare for exams?"
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Answer: "Start crying."
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Answer: "Start crying."
HUMOROUS STATUS - RESPONSE
"That awkward moment when you were pretending to listen and now you realize a response is required..."
HILARIOUS JOKES - THE DAMNED PERIOD
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "But what is so exciting about a period?"
"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
