CIVIL ENGINEERING - FUNNY ZUBAIDA AAPA JOKES

"Agar aap k bachay zyada matti khatay hein to,
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Unhein thorri cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi."

Zubaida aapa k "CIVIL ENGINEERING" walay totkay.

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CUSTOMER CARE - FUNNY BUSINESS JOKE

What is the height of customer care?

Swiss banks to open an ATM in Tihar jail.

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PAY YOUR TAX - HUMOROUS JOKE

Income tax officer gave tips to a young lady: “You should pay your income tax with smile.” The lady replied: “I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque.”

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THE BOTHERING CUSTOMER - HILARIOUS JOKES

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SURPRISE

Aik khatoon ne dukan mein pohnch kar salesman se kaha: "Main apnay kuttay k liye jarsi bun'na chahti hoon, mujhay kitni oon khareedni chahiye?"
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"Agar aap kuttay ko andar lay aaein to ham andaza laga kar bata saktay hein." Salesman ne mashwara diya.
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"Nahi nahi, main ussay hargiz andar nahi la sakti." Khatoon jaldi se boleen: "Main to ussay surprise dena chahti hoon."

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SHAH KHARCHI - HILARIOUS JOKE

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do.
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bas ainven e paise uraan di adat ey…

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GAAEIN (COWS) - REALLY FUNNY HINDI ANIMAL JOKE

Aik kisaan bank mein aaya aur do hazar (2,000) rupay qaraz talab kiye.
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Manager ne poocha: "Kya zamanat do gay?"
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Kisaan ne kaha: "Meray paas chobees (24) gaaein (cows) hein."
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Kisaan ko raqam mil gaee.
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Kuch muddat baad kisaan barri raqam laya aur uss mein se do hazar (2,000) rupay ginn kar manager ko wapas kar diye.
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Manager ne kaha: "Aap baqi raqam bhi hamaray paas jama kara dein."
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Kisaan ne ussay ghoor kar dekha aur bola: "Tumharay paas kitni gaaein (cows) hein?"

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VERY FUNNY JOKE - AAJ K BACHAY

Aaj k Bachay..

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Postman knocked the door..
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A kid came with cigarette in
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Postman: "Papa hein.??"
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Kid: "Abay bhootni k, mujhe dekh k lagta hai k baap ghar pe hoga..?"
Kid rock's - Postman shock

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MOST HILARIOUS PARROT JOKE - I SEE

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.

She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.

A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."

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VERY VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - TRUTH

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300."

"Easy, Dad," the boy replied. "I earned it hiking."

"Come on," the father said. "Tell me the truth."

"That is the truth," the boy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"

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HILARIOUS TRAVELING JOKES - MY PARTNER

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversize travel bag onto the plane.
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
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"Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
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"No more," the man said: "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!

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VERY VERY FUNNY FATHERS JOEKS - CAMERAY

Baap: "Aik zamana hota tha jab main sotre se sirf 10 rupay mein 'Ghee', 'Doodh', 'Daalein' sab lay aata tha."
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Beta: "Ab ye harkatein nahi chalti hein abbu, ab wahan cameray lag gaye hein."

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HUMOROUS MONEY JOKES - OWN BED

Innkeeper: "The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed."

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Guest: "I'll make my own bed."

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Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

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HUMOROUS URDU JOKES - SAMAJHDAR SARDAR

Sardar: "Raat ko mujhay 1 aadmi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya."

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Pathan: "Lekin teray paas to pistol tha."

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Sardar: "Woh to main ne chupa liya, warna woh bhi lay jata."

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - SHOQ

Aadmi doctor se: "Umar lambi karnay k liye koi tareeqa bataein."

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Doctor: "Shaadi karwa lo."

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Aadmi: "To kya shaadi karwanay se umar lambi ho jaye gi?"

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Doctor: "Nahi, yeh shoq khatam ho jaye ga."

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HUMOROUS ONE LINERS - STUPID PEOPLES

"We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples..."

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VERY VERY FUNNY ONE LINER - ONION

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry..."

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HILARIOUS ONE LINER - SHOWERS ARE AMAZING

"Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make your sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decision..."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINER - NEED A DAY

"I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday..."

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VERY VERY FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES - SAALA

Photographer studio mein chotay se bachay se: "Meri taraf daikho beta, iss cameray se Kabootar niklay ga."
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Bacha: "Focus adjust kar, jaahilon wali baatein mat kar. Portrait mode use karna, aur micro k saath high resolution mein picture aani chahiye, Facebook pe upload karni hai. Warna paisay nahi milein gay."
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"Saaala..."
"Kabootar niklay ga."

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