MOST FUNNY SUMMER JOKE - BARAF KA GOLA

Garam hawaein kya
chaleen meray shehar
mein,,,...

"DOST"

Her jagah baraf ka gola 20/- rupay ka ho gaya...

 ( ',') /  Tumhari
<((       taraf kitnay
  / \       ka hai yar?

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VERY FUNNY EXAM JOKE - EXAMINATION HALL

Brain is the outstanding organ.
It works for 24 hours, 365 days...
But stops only when we enter the Examination Hall...

Dagha baaz ray....
Haye dagha baaz ray...

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MOST HILARIOUS JOKE - SUPER INSULT

Boy: "Kya tum meri zindagi mein chand ban'na pasand karo gi?"
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Girl: "Yes."
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Boy: "To jitna door chand hai, utni door dafa ho jao meri nazron se..."

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MOST FUNNY SARDAR'S JOKES - SALGIRAH

"Shadi ki salgirah per sardar biwi k liye 'Gulab' k phool lay aaya."
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Biwi: "Mujhay yeh nahi chahiye, mujhay koi sonay ki cheez do."
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Sardar: "Yeh lo 'Takiya' aur so jao."

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VERY VERY FUNNY URDU SHADI JOKES - FARQ

Question: "Naye aur puranay shadi shuda jorron mein kya farq hai?"
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Answer: "Naya jorra 'LIPS' mila kar sota hai."
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"Aur purana jorra 'HIPS' mila kar..."

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HUMOROUS ONE LINERS - STUPID PEOPLES

"We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples..."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - TEXT MESSAGES

"Seriously, whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..."

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FUNNY MOBILE ONE LINERS - PROBLEM

"When I'm bored, nobody texts me..."
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"When I'm busy, my phone blows up..."

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REALLY FUNNY FACEBOOK ONE LINERS - AWKWARD

"That awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh during it, and everybody thinks you're lying..."

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FUNNY TWITTER JOKES - TWITTER AND FACEBOOK

"I am here on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."

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MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JI JOKES - PAANI MEIN

Pathan sardar ji se: "Yar tu nay swimming kahan seekhi thi?"

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Sardar ji: "Paani mein."

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FUNNY SHORT ONE LINERS - HEADPHONES

"When I have my headphones on, I DO NOT WANT TO BE BOTHERED..."

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JOVIAL SHORT JOKES - LOW BATTERY

"LOW BATTERY", "LOW BATTERY", "LOW BATTERY",
"Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds."

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