Teacher: I told you not to look in your bag. You could have the answers.
Pappu: I'm not, sir. I'm looking in Jim's bag. He's got the answers.
Pappu: I'm not, sir. I'm looking in Jim's bag. He's got the answers.
Showing posts with label Exams Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exams Jokes. Show all posts
MILL JULL KAR - HILARIOUS EXAM URDU JOKE
Mumtahin sahb aik lamhayy k liye kamra imtehan se bahar gaye, wapas aaye to dekha keh imtehan denay walay chand bachay aik doosray k saath beth kar aapas mein batein kar rahay hein.
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Mumtahin ne foran qareeb aa kar poocha: "Yeh kya ho raha hai? Apni apni jagah se kion uth kar yahan aa gaye ho? Parcha aapas mein batein kar k kion kar rahay ho?"
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Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia: "Hamaray sir ne kaha tha k har kam aapas mein mill jull kar karna chahiye."
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Mumtahin ne foran qareeb aa kar poocha: "Yeh kya ho raha hai? Apni apni jagah se kion uth kar yahan aa gaye ho? Parcha aapas mein batein kar k kion kar rahay ho?"
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Bachon mein se aik ne jawab dia: "Hamaray sir ne kaha tha k har kam aapas mein mill jull kar karna chahiye."
VERY FUNNY EXAM JOKE - EXAMINATION HALL
Brain is the outstanding organ.
It works for 24 hours, 365 days...
But stops only when we enter the Examination Hall...
Dagha baaz ray....
Haye dagha baaz ray...
It works for 24 hours, 365 days...
But stops only when we enter the Examination Hall...
Dagha baaz ray....
Haye dagha baaz ray...
MOST FUNNY LITTLE CHILD JOKES - PACKAGE
Teacher K.G class k bachay se: "1 se 10 tak ginti sunao, main aap ko 'KISS' karon gi."
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Bacha: "Miss! 1 se 100 tak ginti sunanay per kya package hai?
VERY VERY FUNNY MATHS JOKES - MAHTS
Teacher: "Batao k 'Maths' ka kya matlab hota hai?"
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Student: "Sir! 'Maths' means..."
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M: "Mental,"
A: "Attack,"
T: "To,"
H: "Handsome,"
S: "Students."
MOST FUNNY SHORT URDU JOKES - ITTAFAAQ SE
Teacher: "Ittafaaq' ka jumla banao?"
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Student: "Jiss din meray abbu ki shaadi thi, Ittafaaq se ussi din meri ammi ki bhi shaadi thi."
FUNNY CLASSROOMS ONE LINERS - EASY SLEEP
"It's easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed..."
VERY VERY ENGLISH JOKES - PRINTING PRESS
Teacher: "Children exams are near, if you have any any question about exams you can ask?"
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Student: "Madame! In which printing press, the question papers are being printing?"
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Student: "Madame! In which printing press, the question papers are being printing?"
MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINERS - FINAL DECISION
"If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study..."
FUNNY EXAMS ONE LINER - PREPARATION OF EXAMS
Question: "How to prepare for exams?"
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Answer: "Start crying."
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Answer: "Start crying."
VERY FUNNY TWEETS - TEST
While taking a test, my answer's no. If your answer's no, explain why? Okay never mind... My answer's yes...
MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINERS - FUNNIEST MOMENT
"The funniest moment,"
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"During the test, when you're trying to remember the answer and one song will stuck in the mind."
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"During the test, when you're trying to remember the answer and one song will stuck in the mind."
MOST HILARIOUS CLASSROOM JOKES - TEST
Teacher: "Can you explain why you failed the test?"
Student: "Can you explain why you failed to educate?"
Student: "Can you explain why you failed to educate?"
HILARIOUS JOKES - LITTLE JOHNNY THE CUNNING
The maths teacher asked Little Johnny, "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to."
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to."
HILARIOUS JOKES - THE HISTORIC EVENTS
Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Stupid. Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809. Okay, what happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
HILARIOUS JOKES - POINT OF VIEW
- The pessimist sees only darkness in the tunnel.
- The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
- The realist sees that the light is the train.
- The train driver sees three idiots on the tracks.
HILARIOUS JOKES - DOING ANYTHING TO PASS
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
