MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE

Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."

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GIRLFRIEND KI TAREEF - HILARIOUS PAPPU JOKE

Pappu apmi girlfriend k husn ki tareef kartay huye bola,
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Pappu: "Tumhari aankhein kitni haseen hein."
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Larki: "Janu, Chhorro na."
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Pappu: "Tumharay baal kitnay khoobsurat hein."
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Larki: "Chhorro na yeh sab."
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Pappu: "Tumharay gaal kitnay gulabi hein."
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Larki: "Ab chhorro bhi."
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Pappu: "Aray, Itni dair se lambi-lambi hi to chhor raha hoon.

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I'M NOT SIR - FUNNY EXAMS JOKE

Teacher: I told you not to look in your bag. You could have the answers.

Pappu: I'm not, sir. I'm looking in Jim's bag. He's got the answers.

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DAKIA - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (pappu se): "Daaku ki moannas batao."
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Pappu jaldi se: "Sir ji dakia."

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VERY VERY ENGLISH JOKES - PRINTING PRESS

Teacher: "Children exams are near, if you have any any question about exams you can ask?"
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Student: "Madame! In which printing press, the question papers are being printing?"

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHALAT FEHMI

Larki: Main jab bhi tumhen call karun tum shave kar rahe hote ho. Tum din mein kitni dafa shave karte ho?
Larka: Yehi koi 30, 40 dafa.
Larki: Kya tum pagal ho?
Larka: Nahin. Main naai hun!

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SCHOOL

Baap (Pappu se): "Pappu daikho beta! Main tumhein shareer larkon ki sohbat se door rakhna chahta hoon."
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Pappu ne foran jawab diya: "Abba jaan! Issi liye to main school nahi jata."

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VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHUSAL KHANA

Aik larki (doosri se): "Behan! Tum mithaee ka daba ghusal khanay mein kion rakh rahi ho?"
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Doosri ne jawab diya: "Behan! Yehi to woh jaga hai, jahan Pappu kaee kaee haftay daakhil nahi hota."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SADAR BAZAAR

Ustad (Pappu se): "Iss fiqray ka tarjama english mein karo k 'Sadar bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hein'."
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Pappu ne kuch youn tarjama kiya: "The tablets are running in the sadar bazaar."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - FAIL

Baap (Pappu se): "Beta! Gham na karo, tumhari taqdeer mein fail hona likha tha to tum fail ho gaye."
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Pappu: "Tab to acha hua daddy! Main ne parrhaee mein mehnat nahi ki warna saari mehnat bekaar ho jati."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AMMI ABBU

Ustad (Pappu se): "Kal tum school kion nahi aaye?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Kal meray ammi abbu ki laraee ho gaee thi."
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Ustad: "Tum kya kar rahay thay?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Main jootiyaan pakrra raha tha."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SONAY KI DUA

Aik admi (Pappu se): "Kya tum raat ko dua parrh kar sotay ho?"
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Pappu ne jawab diya: "Nahi, albatta meri ammi dua parrh kar soti hein."
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Admi: "Woh kya parrh kar soti hein?"
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Pappu: "Ya allah! Tera shukar hai k Pappu so gaya hai."

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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - WAKEEL

Ustad: "Kal apnay walid sahb ko saath lana, unn se baat karni hai."
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Pappu: "Master sahb! Meray walid sahb wakeel hein aur baghair fees k woh kisi se baat nahi kartay."

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VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TOPI

Beta (maa se): "Ammi jaan! Iss sheeshi mein kaunsa tail hai?"
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Maa ne jawab diya: "Beta! Iss mein to gond hai."
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Beta: "Tabhi main kahon k meri topi sar se kion nahi utar rahi?"

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TAALA AUR CHAABI

Ustad class mein: "Yaad rakho beta! Mehnat kamyabi ki kunji hoti hai."
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Pappu bola: "Woh to theek hai sir! Magar iss ka taala kahan laga hota hai?"

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - VITAMIN C

Baap ne Pappu se poocha: "Batao mirchon mein kaun sa vitamin paya jata hai?"
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Pappu ne jawab diya: "Vitamin C."
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Baap: "Woh kaisay?"
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Pappu: "Kionkeh jab ham mirchein khatay hein to foran si si karnay lag jatay hein."

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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI CARD

Ustad (Pappu se): "Shaadi card per 'Jeem', 'Seen', 'Meem', aur 'Fay' likha hota hai. Iss ka kya matlab hai?"
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Pappu kuch dair soch kar bola: "Janab! Jooton se murammat farmaein."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - LOAD SHEDDING

Apnay shagirdon ko bijli k baray mein batatay huye primary school k teacher ne munasib samjha k roz marrah zindagi mein se misaalein di jaein.
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Chunancheh unhon ne aik shagird ko kharray honay ka ishara kartay huye kaha: "Farz karo, main pankhay ka button dabata hoon lekin pankha nahi chalta to iss ka kya matlab hai?"
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Pappu ne jawab diya: "Yehi k load shedding  hai."

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VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - NEWTON

Class mein science teacher bachon ko Newton ka waqeya suna rahi thi: "Aik din Newton baagh mein saib k darakht k neechay baitha tha k uss k sar per aik saib aa gira aur youn uss ne kashish-e-saqal ka usool daryaft kiya."
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Phir teacher ne bachon se poocha: "Aap ne iss baat se kya sabaq haasil kiya?"
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Pappu bola: "Yehi k school se ghayeb hona kitni achi baat hai, agar Newton uss din school gaya hota to yeh usool kabhi daryaft na hota."

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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BULBUL

Ustad (Pappu se): "Bulbul ka muzakkar batao?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Bulbulah."
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Ustad (danda uthatay huye): "Aur jama?"
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Pappu: "Janab! Ababeel."

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