GANDA TOWEL - VERY VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara hum ko aik bat to btao zara."

Sardar ji 👳: "Pooch."

Pathan 👨: "Soap 🍥 se nahanay 🛀 k baad jab hamara jism saaf ho jata hai to phir towel kesay ganda ho jata hai?"

Sardar ji: "Towel ko woh 1% jaraseem 🐾 gandar kartay hein jo 99% jaraseem 🐾 k mar janay k baad bhi zinda reh jata hai."

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MOTHER TONGUE - HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 k betay 👶 ne form fill 📄 krtay huye poocha: "Papa mother 👩 tongue 👅 k column mein kya likhoon?"

Sardar ji 👳: "Puttar likh day, very very long & uncontrollable..."

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EHMIYAT = IMPORTANCE - REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JI JOKES

Pathan apnay dost sardar ji 👳 se bola: "Mara tumhari to ghar 🏠 mein bhi koi nhi sunta."

Sardar ji 👳: "O nhi yara, ghar 🏠 mein meri bohat ehmiyat hai, khana 🍲 pakanay se pehlay sab mujh se zaroor mashwara kartay hein, aur phir jo main kehta hoon woh hargiz nhi pakaya jata.

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2 GOLIYAN - MOST HILARIOUS SHORT JOKES

Sardar ji 👳: "Doctor 💉 sahb mujhay koi aisi dawa 💊 dein k main aankhon 👀 se bol sakon or kanon 👂 se dekh sakon."

Doctor 💉ghussay se: "Lo ye lo, 2 goliyan 💊 subh or 2 sham naak 👃 se chaba kr kha lena."

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OPERATION - SHORT SARDAR JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara ye doctor 💉 log operation se pehlay mareez 😷 ko behosh q kr detay hein?"

Sardar ji 👳: " O ja yar, tujhay itni si baat ka bhi nhi pata? Agar mareez 😷 hosh mein rha or operation seekh gya to doctors 💉 ki to watt lag gaee na?"

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Sardar ji 👳 ka beta 👶 peda hua, woh bohat khush huye or apnay aik din k betay 👶 ko god mein utha kar bolay:

"Kash tum aik saal pehlay paida ho jatay, to hamari shadi bhi dekh letay."

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GOLI - VERY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES

Sardar ji 👳 aik darakht 🌳 per ultay latkay huye thay.

Pathan: "Oye mara yeh tum kiya karti ho?"

Sardar ji: "Aray yar, sar kay dard ki goli 💊 khai hai, ulta iss liye latka hoon k goli 💊 kaheen pait mein na chali jaye."

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6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.

Sardar: "Kiya hua?"

Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...

Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"

Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.

Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."

Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.

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MAKEUP - MOST HILARIOUS PATHAN JOKES

Pathan:

Yara ye aurtein itna makeup q krti hein?

Jab dekho, makeup kiya hota hai...

Sardar:

Han yar,

Koi aisa hal btao k meri bivi makeup krna chorr day.

Pathan:

Yara us ki bat  mat karo,

us per to makeup suit bhi bohat krta hai...

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WINDOW - SARDAR JOKES

Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.

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SARDAR AUR PATHAN - HUMOROUS JOKES

Sardar aur phatan tent mein so raha thay.

Sardar: Tumhein kya nazar aa raha hai?

Phatan: Stars.

Sardar: Es ka kya matlab hua?

Phatan: Aaj badal nhi hein, Stars nazar aa rahay hein. Barish nahi hogi.

Sardar: U Stupid, hamara tent chori ho gaya hai.

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MEHMAN NAWAZI - HILARIOUS SARDAR HINDI JOKE

Sardar ji mehman se: "Thanda piyo gay ya garam?"
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Mehman: "Garam ban'nay tak thanda chalay ga."
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Sardar ji: "Jao sheru! Aik glass freezer se thanda pani aur aik glass geezer se garam pani lay aao."

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKE - ZAHEEN PATHAN

Sardar: "Yaar mujhay Saffar mein neend nahi aati..."
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"Aisa kion?".
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Pathan: "To tum Rabi-ull-Awwal mein so jaya karo..."

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MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI DOSTI

Aik pathan 2 cigarette aik saath pi raha tha,
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."

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MOST FUNNY SARDAR'S JOKES - SALGIRAH

"Shadi ki salgirah per sardar biwi k liye 'Gulab' k phool lay aaya."
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Biwi: "Mujhay yeh nahi chahiye, mujhay koi sonay ki cheez do."
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Sardar: "Yeh lo 'Takiya' aur so jao."

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HUMOROUS URDU JOKES - SAMAJHDAR SARDAR

Sardar: "Raat ko mujhay 1 aadmi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya."

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Pathan: "Lekin teray paas to pistol tha."

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Sardar: "Woh to main ne chupa liya, warna woh bhi lay jata."

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REALLY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - BLUETOOTH

Dost: "Oye tera 1 dand neela kiddan ho gaya?"

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Sardar ji: "Yaar main ne ink lagaee hai."

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Dost: "Woh kion?"

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Sardar: "Kion k aaj kal "BLUETOOTH" bohat mashhoor ho gaya hai."

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VERY FUNNY PATHAN JOKE - KUTTAY KA BACHA

Aik pathan ne gali k konay mein kachra phaink diya.
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Thori dair baad ghoom phir kar gali mein aaya,
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Mohallay walay aapas mein larr rahay thay k kachra kis ne phainka?
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Aik aadmi ne ghussay se kaha: "Phainka ho ga kisi kuttay k bachay ne."
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Pathan side mein ja kar khoob hansa aur bola: "Kachra main ne phainka hai aur naam kuttay k bachay ka lagg gaya."

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MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - 1,000 RUPAY

Pathan bank mein 1,000 rupay jama karwanay gaya."
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Cashier: "Janab! Yeh note to naqli hein."
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Pathan: "Jama to meray account mein hoga, tujhay kya takleef hai?"

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REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - B.COM

Pathan: "Yaar meray liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta talash kar."
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Sardar: " Aik larki hai B.com ki..."
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Pathan: "Yaar kisi bhi qoum ki ho, bus parhi likhi honi chahiye."

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