6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.

Sardar: "Kiya hua?"

Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...

Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"

Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.

Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."

Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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MAKEUP - MOST HILARIOUS PATHAN JOKES

Pathan:

Yara ye aurtein itna makeup q krti hein?

Jab dekho, makeup kiya hota hai...

Sardar:

Han yar,

Koi aisa hal btao k meri bivi makeup krna chorr day.

Pathan:

Yara us ki bat  mat karo,

us per to makeup suit bhi bohat krta hai...

😂😂😂

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SHUKRIYA - VERY FUNNY LAWYER JOKES

Wakeel ⚖ apni bivi se: Apnay zevraat 💍 waghera sanbhal kr rakh lo...
Bivi (herat 🤔 se): Woh kion?
Wakeel ⚖ : Darasal main ne aik chor reha krwaya hai or woh aaj ghar pe shukriya adaa krnay aa rha hai.
😂😂😂

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ANDHA FAQEER - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES

Wife & husband bazar mein ja rahay thay.
Aik faqeer bola: Shehzaadi 👸 10 rupay de dein, maim andha 😎 hon.
Husband: Pesay de do, dekho tumhein shehzadi 👸 keh raha hai to zaroor andha 😎 hoga.
😂😂😂

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BEST ANSWER EVER - WIFE JOKES

Question: "Who is better, wife or sister?" 🤔
Answer: "Heart touching & award winning answer is wife's sister."😂

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