OPERATION - SHORT SARDAR JOKES

Pathan 👨: "Mara ye doctor 💉 log operation se pehlay mareez 😷 ko behosh q kr detay hein?"

Sardar ji 👳: " O ja yar, tujhay itni si baat ka bhi nhi pata? Agar mareez 😷 hosh mein rha or operation seekh gya to doctors 💉 ki to watt lag gaee na?"

Sardar ji 👳 ka beta 👶 peda hua, woh bohat khush huye or apnay aik din k betay 👶 ko god mein utha kar bolay:
"Kash tum aik saal pehlay paida ho jatay, to hamari shadi bhi dekh letay."
😂😂😂

GOLI - VERY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES

Sardar ji 👳 aik darakht 🌳 per ultay latkay huye thay.

Pathan: "Oye mara yeh tum kiya karti ho?"

Sardar ji: "Aray yar, sar kay dard ki goli 💊 khai hai, ulta iss liye latka hoon k goli 💊 kaheen pait mein na chali jaye."
😂😂😂

6 HAFTAY - MOST HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Sardar 👳 apni bivi k sath ja rha tha, rastay mein uss ne dekha k police 🚔 uss k dost ko pakar kr lay ja rahi thi.

Sardar: "Kiya hua?"

Dost: "Bas yar main ne apni bivi 👧 ko mar diya hai, ab mujhay 6 haftay jail mein rehna parray ga...

Sardar: "Sirf 6 haftay?"

Yeh keh kr sardar ne police 👮 walay se bandooq li or apni bivi 👩 ko bhi mar diya.

Dost 👨: "Oye khoteya puri bat to sun liya kr... 6 haftay jail mein rehnay k baad mujhay phansi lag jaye gi."

Sardar 👳 ji abhi tak hosh mein nhi aaye.
Hahaha 😂😂😂

HELICOPTER - SHANDAR PATHAN JOKES

Pathan aik kapray ki dukan per gaya or bola: Mara shirt k liye kapra dikhao.
Dukandar: Plain mein dikhaon sir.....?
Pathan: Nahi Helicopter mein dikhao, khabees ka bacha kaheen ka, jidhar pathan dekha mazaq shuru...😄😄😄😂😂😂

GHADDARI - REALLY FUNNY PATHAN JOKES

Pathan wapda k chairman k office gya or bola: Namastay g, yeh bijli kab aaye gi?
Chairman: Pehlay yeh btao k tum ne mujhay namastay q kaha?
Pathan: Q k aap per salamti bhejna pooray mulk k sath ghaddari hai. 😂😁😂😁

MAKEUP - MOST HILARIOUS PATHAN JOKES

Pathan:
Yara ye aurtein itna makeup q krti hein?
Jab dekho, makeup kiya hota hai...

Sardar:
Han yar,
Koi aisa hal btao k meri bivi makeup krna chorr day.

Pathan:
Yara us ki bat  mat karo,
us per to makeup suit bhi bohat krta hai...
😂😂😂