THE DREAM - HILARIOUS JOKE

I saw a dream last night.
Only you and me!
You were looking so innocent...
You know why?
Because I was eating mango, and you were saying: "Chal gittak e de de!!"

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REALLY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - BLUETOOTH

Dost: "Oye tera 1 dand neela kiddan ho gaya?"

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Sardar ji: "Yaar main ne ink lagaee hai."

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Dost: "Woh kion?"

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Sardar: "Kion k aaj kal "BLUETOOTH" bohat mashhoor ho gaya hai."

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REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES - CHOR SARDAR

Sardar chori karnay aik ghar mein ja ghussa...

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Malik makan: "Kaun hai wahan?"

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Sardar: "Meeaown, meeaown...."

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Malik makan: "Aray kaun hai?"

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Sardar: "Billi ey baghairta billi..."

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FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - MOLA KHUSH RAKHAY

Judge: "Tum teesri baar adaalat mein aa rahay ho, tumhein sharam nahi aati?"
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Sardar: "Mola khush rakhay, janab tusi roz aanday O, tuwano tay fer dubb k mar jana chahi da ey..."

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - BEBAS

"2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigarr saktay."
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1). "Jo nehar k doosray kinaray per kharra galiyaan day raha ho."
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2). "Woh jo mehfil mein baitha phoosiyaan maar raha ho."

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MOTAPAY KA ILAJ

Aik motapay se bezaar aik shakhs doctor k paas gaya to uss ne pachas goliyon se bhari aik sheeshi ussay pakrra di.
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Mareez ne pur ummeed ho kar poocha: "Doctor sahb! Kya yeh sab goliyaan khanay se meray motapay mein khatir khaw kami jo jaye gi?"
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Doctor ne jawab diya: "Yeh goliyan khanay k liye nahi hein, aap har roz subh saweray bistar se uthnay k baad iss sheeshi ki tamaam goliyan farsh per ulat dein aur sheeshi apnay qad k brabar kisi oonchi jagah per rakh dein.
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Iss k baad baari baari aik goli farsh se uthaein aur sheeshi mein daaltay jaein, chand roz tak yeh ilaj baqaeydgi se karein, inshallah afaqa ho ga."

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REALLY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - SARDAR KA SAWAL

Minister: "Bomb blast mein halaak honay walon ko paanch laakh rupay (5,00,000) aur zakhmi honay walon ko teen laakh (3,00,000) rupay denay ka ilaan kiya jata hai."
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Sardar: "Tay jehnaan da 'tarraah' nikaleya ey, ohnaan wastay kujj naee?"

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AFSAR K SAATH

Aik sepahi medan-e-jang mein apnay afsar k saath hi rehta hai.
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Jang khatam huee to afsar ne khush ho kar sepahi ko shabaash di aur kaha: "Jawan! Tum barray wafadar sepahi ho, jang ki halat mein bhi meray saath rahay."
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Sepahi ne sanjeedgi se jawab diya: "Sir! Meri ammi ki naseehat thi k jang ki halat mein afsar k saath saath rehna kionkeh jang mein afsar kam hi martay hein."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AND BACHI

1st Sardar: Oye yaaaaaaaaar! Bachi check kar...
2nd Sardar: Oye! Wo meri baaji hai.
1st Sardar: Oh, sorry yar. Baji check kar!
2nd Sardar: Qasmay tabaayi ay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHIKARI AUR BAAZ

Aik shikari ko apnay nishanay per barra maan tha.
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Aik din shikar k moqay per uss k sathiyon ne uss k nishanay ki aazmayesh k liye aik urrtay huye baaz ki taraf ishara kar k kaha: "Agar tum waqaee itnay barray shikari ho to iss baaz ka shikar kar k dikhao."
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"Yeh bhi koi mushkil hai?" Yeh kehtay huye shikari ne baaz ka nishana lay kar fire kar diya, sho maee qismat nishana khata ho gaya lekin shikari apni dhitaee se baaz na aaya aur kehnay laga: "Dosto! Yeh pehla moqa hai k mara hua baaz bhi urr raha hai."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHEEDAY KI MAA

Teacher (blackboard par M likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy...?
Sheeda: Pata nhi
Teacher: Ye M hy. M sy MOTHER , jesy Feeqay ki maa.

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Teacher (blackboard par W likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy ?
Sheeda (sochty howy): Lagti to Feeqay ki maa hy par aaj taangen upar kar ke leti hy....!!!

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TERA PEYO - HILARIOUS SARDAR PUNJABI JOKES

Aik zoo mein aik tota 3 zubanein bol sakta tha.
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1). English.
2). Urdu.
3). Punjabi.
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Aik din aik sardar ji ne test karnay k liye totay se poocha: "Who are you?"
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Tota bola: "I am parrot."
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Sardar ji: "Tum kaun ho?"
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Tota: "Main tota hoon."
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Sardar ji: "Oye tu kaun ein?"
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Tota: "Tera peyo, saaleya tenu ekk wari samajh nahi aandi? Main tota waan."

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SARDAR KA GHUSSA - HILARIOUS SARDAR JOKES

Aik sardar ka gadha biggarr gaya.
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To sardar ne ussay goli maar di aur kehnay laga: "Zaat da khota tay zidd sardar wali?"

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KHUSRAY KA HISAB - VERY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES

1 khusrey ki death ho gaee.
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Qabar mein farishtay aaye aur bolay: "Utho aur hisab do."
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Khusra bola: "Haye haye, lo daso! Sanu ditta ki si jehrra hisab lain aa gaye O?"

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DOWNLOADED CHILDREN - SARDAR FUNNY JOKES

Sardar's wife: "Tussi mere naal pyar nai karday."
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Sardar ne 7 bachon ki taraf ishara kiya aur bola: "Te aa fer main 'Internet' ton 'Download' keety ne?"

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LITTAR WAKHRAY - HILARIOUS PUNJABI JOKES

1 chor ne apni mangetar ko gold ka set diya manegtar (khushi se): "Jan iss ki qeemat kya hai?"
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Chor: "3 saal qaid tay littar wakhray."

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TICKET - HILARIOUS PUNJABI BOLLYWOOD JOKES

Pathan apnay kuttay k saath film 'Sholay' dekhnay gaya.
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Hero ne kaha: "Basanti, in kutton se samnay mat nachna."
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Pathan khara ho kar bola: "Kuttay di ticket laee ey, tera tay peyo v nachchay ga."

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DRIP LAWA - HILARIOUS PUNJABI JOKES

Boy: "Chaltay chaltay yunhi ruk jata hoon main, bethay bethay kaheen kho jata hoon main, kya yehi pyar hai?"
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Girl: "Nai kanjra! kamzori ey, drip lawa."

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AMROOD - HILARIOUS LOVE JOKES

Girl to his boy friend: "Kya tum mere liye chaand taray toor kar la saktay ho?"
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Boy: "Tu chann taareyan di gal karni ein, log mainu amrood nhi toran dendy!"

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MY KAKA IS ILL - HILARIOUS PUNJABI JOKES

A punjabi woman was talking in English with doctor about her sick child.
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"My kaka is ill ekk week da,"
"Na eat da, na sleep da,"
"Bus weep da tay cheek da,"
"Nalay nakk vi leak da."

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