A MAN'S FEELING - HUMOROUS JOKE

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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !

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THAPPAR KI AAWAZ - HILARIOUS JOKES

Patient to doctor: Aap ki nurse k hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya.
Doctor: Jee janta hoon, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak I hai!!

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NEELA THOTHA - FUNNY PATHAN JOKE

Pathan ka ghorra beemar ho gaya.

Wo bhaga bhaga dusray pathan k paas gaya aur poocha:

"Jab tumhara ghorra beemar hua tha to tum ne kya dawai di thi?"

Dusra pathan bola: "Ham ne us ko neela thotha khilaya tha."

Khan ne bhi apnay ghorray ko neela thotha khila dia.

Ghorra mar gaya.

Khan rota hua dusray khan k pas gaya aur uss ko bataya k ghorra mar gaya hai.

Wo bola: "To kya hua. Wo to hamara bhi mar gaya tha."

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KIDNEY - MEDICAL JOKES

Zindagi main hamesha 1 baat yaad rakho...

Kabhi kisi k dil se mat khelo,
Q k dil 1 hi hota hai.

Agar khelna hi hai to
"KIDNEY" se khelo wo 2 hoti hain;-)

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BLOOD TEST - COMIC JOKES

Pathan "BLOOD" k baray mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj yeh book kion parh rahay ho ji?
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Pathan: Mujhay Doctor ne kaha hai k kal mera "Blood" test hai, issi liey test ki tyari kr raha hoon.

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NEXT BABY - VERY FUNNY HUSBAND JOKES

After they had brought their first baby home from hospital,
A young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers,
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"I'm busy," he said:
"I'll do the next one."
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The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers.
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He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

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PROPER DIET - HILARIOUS JOKES

A man walks into a doctor’s office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
“What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”

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24 GHANTAY - VERY VERY FUNNY JOKES

Doctor ne mareez ko mukhatib kartay huye kaha: "Meray paas aap k liye aik bohat buri khabar hai. Kal jo aap k test liye gaye thay, woh batatay hein k aap ki zindagi k sirf 24 ghantay baaqi hein."
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"Sirf 24 ghantay? Matlab sirf aik din?" Mareez ne haklatay huye kaha.
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Iss se bhi buri khabar yeh hai k mujhay yeh baat aap ko kal hi bata deni chahiye thi." Doctor ne kaha.

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MOST HILARIOUS JOKE EVER - HEADACHE

Doctor: "How is your headache...?"
Man: "She is fine sir...!"

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VERY VERY FUNNY OLD MAN JOKE - OLD MAN

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him.

He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

The old man looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105.
So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

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MOST FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN KI DOSTI

Aik pathan 2 cigarette aik saath pi raha tha,
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Biwi: "Aaj 2 cigarette pi rahay ho, kion?"
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Pathan: "Dost ki yaad aa rahi hai, ham dono saath piya kartay thay. Iss liye 2 pi raha hoon."
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Kuch dino baad woh pathan 1 cigarette peenay lag gaya.
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Biwi: "Dost ko bhool gaye ho kya?"
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Pathan: "Aray nahi bewaqoof, main ne cigarette chorr di hai, uss ki pi raha hoon."

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MOST HILARIOUS SHORT URDU JOKES - PHOTO

Boy: "Kahan ja rahi ho?"
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Larki: "Khudkushi karnay."
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Boy: "To itna make-up kion kiya hai?"
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Girl: "Kal subh k news paper mein photo b to aani hai na?"

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MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - SHOQ

Aadmi doctor se: "Umar lambi karnay k liye koi tareeqa bataein."

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Doctor: "Shaadi karwa lo."

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Aadmi: "To kya shaadi karwanay se umar lambi ho jaye gi?"

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Doctor: "Nahi, yeh shoq khatam ho jaye ga."

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REALLY FUNNY PUNJABI JOKES - BLUETOOTH

Dost: "Oye tera 1 dand neela kiddan ho gaya?"

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Sardar ji: "Yaar main ne ink lagaee hai."

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Dost: "Woh kion?"

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Sardar: "Kion k aaj kal "BLUETOOTH" bohat mashhoor ho gaya hai."

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FUNNY ONE LINERS - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, "You know what's a great movie?"
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"Paranormal activity."

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MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - GOOGLE'S BRAIN

"I wish I could borrow Google's brain for exams..."

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VERY VERY FUNNY ONE LINER - ONION

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry..."

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HUMOROUS ONE LINER - NIGHTMARE

"Everyone has that scary nightmare from your childhood that you still remember..."

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MOST FUNNY TWEETS - 42 MUSCLES

"Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face..."

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REALLY FUNNY ONE LINER - PEACEFUL DEATH

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..."
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"Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."

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