After the helicopter crash, the blonde pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off. 😅"
Showing posts with label Blonde Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blonde Jokes. Show all posts
VERY VERY FUNNY EXAMS JOKES - KAMEENAY
Aik larki rastay mein khushi se seeti bajatay huye ja rahi thi...
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Old man: "Beti kiya bat hai, itni khush kion ho?'
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Girl: "Uncle, kameeno k exams hein to raastay khali hein."
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Old man: "Beti kiya bat hai, itni khush kion ho?'
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Girl: "Uncle, kameeno k exams hein to raastay khali hein."
VERY VERY FUNNY INSULT JOKE - PAISAY
"SUPERB INSULT"
Girl: "Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay,,, to...?"
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Boy: "Phir to larkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaya karteen."
Girl: "Agar paisay darakhton par ugtay,,, to...?"
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Boy: "Phir to larkiyan bandaron se bhi set ho jaya karteen."
HILARIOUS TRAVELING JOKES - MY PARTNER
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversize travel bag onto the plane.
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
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"Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
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"No more," the man said: "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
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Helped by a flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.
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"Do you always carry such heavy luggage?" she sighed.
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"No more," the man said: "Next time, I'm riding in the bag, and my partner can buy the ticket!
MOST HILARIOUS SHORT URDU JOKES - PHOTO
Boy: "Kahan ja rahi ho?"
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Larki: "Khudkushi karnay."
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Boy: "To itna make-up kion kiya hai?"
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Girl: "Kal subh k news paper mein photo b to aani hai na?"
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Larki: "Khudkushi karnay."
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Boy: "To itna make-up kion kiya hai?"
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Girl: "Kal subh k news paper mein photo b to aani hai na?"
VERY VERY FUNNY URDU SHADI JOKES - FARQ
Question: "Naye aur puranay shadi shuda jorron mein kya farq hai?"
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Answer: "Naya jorra 'LIPS' mila kar sota hai."
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"Aur purana jorra 'HIPS' mila kar..."
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Answer: "Naya jorra 'LIPS' mila kar sota hai."
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"Aur purana jorra 'HIPS' mila kar..."
VERY FUNNY POLICE JOKES - MESSAGE
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
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The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him.
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"Yes, please" she replied: "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
REALLY FUNNY TWEETS - PUTTING ON JEANS
Putting on jeans: "Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE..."
FUNNY ONE LINERS - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
I hate when I'm trying to sleep and my brain is like, "You know what's a great movie?"
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"Paranormal activity."
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"Paranormal activity."
MOST FUNNY ONE LINERS - TEXT MESSAGES
"Seriously, whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..."
VERY VERY FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES - PROBLEM
The awkward moment when someone asks: "What's wrong?"
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"And they're the problem."
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"And they're the problem."
HILARIOUS ONE LINER - SHOWERS ARE AMAZING
"Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make your sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decision..."
FUNNY CLASSROOMS ONE LINERS - EASY SLEEP
"It's easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed..."
MOST HILARIOUS MARRIAGE JOKE - FOOL
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
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The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn't really notice."
MOST HUMOROUS ENGLISH JOKE - LITTLE GIRL
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat.
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"I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.
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Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man.
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"If I bite my fingernails, I'll be as fat as that, won't I Mom?"
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"You'll be fatter than that," says her mother.
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They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady.
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The little girl can't take her eyes off the woman's belly.
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The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, "Excuse me, but do you know me?"
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And the little girl says, "No, but I know what you've been doing."
MOST HILARIOUS SHORT ENGLISH JOKES - HUG
"Who invented hugs?"
"I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward?"
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"What are you doing. Why are you holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me..."
"I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward?"
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"What are you doing. Why are you holding me?"
"Shhh just trust me..."
FUNNY SHORT TWEETS - MARIO
"All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her..."
REALLY FUNNY SARDAR JOKES - SHADI SHUDA
Police: "Park mein aisay kion baithay ho?"
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Sardar: "O paa g, ham dono shadi shuda hein."
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Police: "To phir ghar mein baitho na?"
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Sardar: "Asal mein ghar mein iss ka shohar aur meri biwi mind kar jatay hein."
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Sardar: "O paa g, ham dono shadi shuda hein."
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Police: "To phir ghar mein baitho na?"
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Sardar: "Asal mein ghar mein iss ka shohar aur meri biwi mind kar jatay hein."
