VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAQAYA HALWA

Sharat laga kar halwa khanay walay chaar (4) aadmiyon mein se teen (3) behosh ho gaye to chotha ro parra.
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Logon ne poocha: "Tum kion ro rahay ho?"
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Uss ne jawab diya: "Agar main bhi behosh ho gaya to baqaya halway ka kya hoga?"

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOOBTA SHEIKH

Do sheikhon ne sumandar ke kinaray board laga hua dekha:

"DOOBTAY KO BACHANAY WALY KO 500 RUPAY INAAM!"

Pehla Sheikh: Mujhe tairna nahin aata. Main chhalang lagata hun. Tum mujhe bacha lena. Paise aadhe aadhe kar len gay.
Pehlay Sheikh ne chhalang lagai to doosra khamoshi se dekhta raha. Pehlay ne cheekh kar kaha:
Tum mujhe bachate kyun nahin?
Doosra Sheikh muskra kar bola:
Tum ne board ke neechay to parha hi nahin...

"LAASH NIKALNAY WALY KO 1000 RUPAY INAAM!"

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - MALIK MAKAN AUR KARAYA DAR

Malik makan ne barhami se karaya dar se kaha: "Aap kaee maah se karaya nahi day rahay hein, jhootay waday kartay rehtay hein. Main ab aap ko zyada se zyada teen (3) din ki mohlat day sakta hoon."
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"Theek hai. Bus Eid, Bakar Eid aur Aashoor k teen (3) dinon ki mohlat day dijiye." Karaye dar ne itminan se jawab diya."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI K BAGHAIR

Aanay wali Eid ul Fitar mubarak ho...
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Allah karay yeh aap ki zindagi ki aakhri Eid ho.
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"Shaadi k baghair."

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URDU JOKES ROZAY WALAY DIN EID MANAYE

Jo Eid walay din roza rakhay woh shaitan hai.
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Aur jo rozay walay din Eid manaye woh?
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Woh pathan hai.
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Express news:
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(Har pathan per nazar.)

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