Showing posts with label Bakra Eid Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bakra Eid Jokes. Show all posts

THE DISTINCTION - GUTS, OR BALLS?

There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

FUNNY URDU JOKES - MALIK MAKAN AUR KARAYA DAR

Malik makan ne barhami se karaya dar se kaha: "Aap kaee maah se karaya nahi day rahay hein, jhootay waday kartay rehtay hein. Main ab aap ko zyada se zyada teen (3) din ki mohlat day sakta hoon."
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"Theek hai. Bus Eid, Bakar Eid aur Aashoor k teen (3) dinon ki mohlat day dijiye." Karaye dar ne itminan se jawab diya."

FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAKRA YA KUTTA

Pathan: "Yeh bakra 9500 ka hai, yeh 8,000 ka, woh 7,000 aur woh wala sirf 500 ka hai.
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Gahak: "500 ka kion?"
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Pathan: "O khocha! China ka hai na, koi gaurantee nahi hai, chahay ghar ja kar bhonkna shuru kar day."