FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHETAN

Assembly ka ummeedwar taqreer karnay k baad khamosh hua to kisi ne zordar aawaaz mein kaha: "Tum jhootay aur be-imaan ho, main tumharay muqablay mein shetan ko vote dena pasand karon ga."
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Ummeedwar ne muskuratay huye kaha: "Theek hai janab! Agar aap ka dost election mein kharra na hua to phir aap mujhay hi vote dijiye ga."