VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MIRZA GHALIB

Aik sikh shaer ne jo B.A pass tha, Ghalib k ash'aar ki tashreeh likhna shuru ki.
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Jab yeh sher saamnay aaya "Maut ka aik din moaiyyen hai, neend kion raat bhar nahi aati."
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To sikh shaer ne uss ki tashreeh kuch iss tarah ki: "Ghalib kehta hai k maut jab bhi aaye gi din k waqt hi aaye gi, phir raat ko neend kion nahi aati hai?"