VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - CHEETAY

Aik shikaari ne anpay dost se kaha: "Main ne Misr (Egypt) mein so (100) cheetay maaray.
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Dost: "Misr (Egypt) mein to cheetay hotay hi nahi."
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Shikari: "Hon gay kahan, main ne to sab khatam kar diye hein."