FUNNY URDU JOKES - HYPNOTISM

Aik boorrhi aurat neend na aanay k marz mein griftaar thi.
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Doctoron se mayoos ho kar woh aik mahir-e-hypnotism k paas gaee.
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Woh bhi unhein bitha kar bohat dair tak "aap so rahi hein, aap ko neend aa rahi hai," waghaira kehta raha magar baat na bani.
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Bilaakhir uss ne paseena ponchtay huye kaha: "Main muafi chahta hoon, khatoon main aap ko sulanay mein nakaam raha."
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Iss baat per boorrhi aurat ne kaha: "Khair beta! Tum bilkil nakaam bhi nahi huye, kam az kam meri taangein to so gaee hein."