VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DAAL AUR MURGHI

Malkan (khansama se): "Tum se kitni baar kaha hai keh sahb ki naukri khatam ho gaee hai, iss liye ab murghi nahi sirf daal pakay gi magar tum murghi aur daal donon paka rahay ho?"
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Khansama: "Begum sahiba! Daal aap k liye aur murghi apnay liye paka raha hoon, naukri sahb ki khatam huee hai meri to nahi."