SHER VS BURRHIYA - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik barra shikari apni biwi aur saas k saath shikaar khailnay k liye nikla.
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Aik subh jab biwi baidar huee to uss ne daikh k uss ki maa khaimay se ghaeyb hai.
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Uss ne foran anpay soye huye shohar ko jhanjhorr kar jagaya aur ussay aagah kiya.
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Phir woh donon burrhiya ki talash mein nikal parray.
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Jharriyon mein se hotay huye achanak woh aik khuli jagah per pohnchay to daikha k burrhiya aik sher k saamnay mojood hai aur uss ki aankhon mein aankhein daal kar ussay ghoor rahi hai.
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Biwi ne jab apni maa ko khatray mein daikha to cheekh-o-pukaar karnay lagi aur shohar ko chilla kar kehnay lagi: "Aray jaldi se kuch kijiye, kaheen sher ammi jaan ko koi nuqsaan na pohncha day.
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Shohar ne pursukoon lehjay mein jawab diya: "Main kya kar sakta hoon? Sher khud bakhairray mein parra hai, ab khud iss se niklay ga."