TARKEEB - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik larki apni saheli se: "Mera aik class fellow larka mujh se bohat muhabbat karta hai. Mujhay bhi uss se gehri muhabbat hai. Uss ki aik aadat se mujhay preshani hoti hai, woh yeh k woh meri khatir dil khol kar kharach karta hai. Uss ki iss aadat ko chhurranay ki koi tarkeeb batao."
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Saheli: "Uss se shaadi kar lo."