CHAEY KI PEYALI - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb ko subh uthtay hi chaey peenay ki aadat thi.
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Begum rozana subh chaey ki peyali haath mein liye ussay uthati to woh sahb aankhein khol kar muskuratay huye barray pyar se begum k haath se chaey ki peyali letay.
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Aik din begum ne hasb-e-mamool ussay jagaya to uss ne aankhein kholtay hi haath maar kar chaey ki peyali gira di aur chaey begum k kaprron per gir gaee.
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Begum barri hairan huee, uss ne masoomiyat se wajah daryaft ki.
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Shohar ghussay k aalam mein garajta hua bola: "Woh barri khushi se inami bond ka check wusool kar raha tha k tum ne meray haath mein chaey ki peyali thama di, tum bhi ajeeb aurat ho."