TEZ GAAM - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Gahak hajjam se: "Main jaldi baal katwana chahta hoon."
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Hajjam: "Fikar na karein, main taiz gaam ki tarah kam karon ga."
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Hajamat k baad gahak ne sheesha daikha to hairan re gaya. Aur hajam se bola: "Tum ne bohat se baal chorr diye hein."
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Hajjam: "Janab! Taiz gaam bhi to bohat se station chorr deti hai."