AMMI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik khatoon apnay shohar ki car lay kar bazar khareedari karnay gaee.
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Wapas aa kar uss ne jab car porch mein kharri ki to uss ne daikha k car k sheeshay aur headlights gandi hein.
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Uss ne kaprray se gard-o-ghubaar jharr di aur ghar chali aaee.
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Jab ghar mein daakhil huee to ba-aawaz-e-buland shohar ko mukhatib kiya: "Jo aurat aap ko sab se zyada chahti hai, uss ne abhi abhi aap ki car k sheeshay aur headlights saaf ki hein."
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Shohar ne nazar utha kar biwi ki janib daikha aur baray ishtiyaq bharay lehjay mein poocha: "Kya ammi aaee hein?"