CRORE PATI - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik aurat doosri aurat se: "Main ne apnay pehlay shohar ko shaadi k do (2) maah baad hi lakh pati bana diya."
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Doosri aurat: "To kya pehlay woh bohat ghareeb thay?"
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Jawab mila: "Nahi, pehlay woh crore pati thay."