REHMAT - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik din shadeed barish ho rahi thi.
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Mulla apni khirrki kholay tamasha daikh raha tha k aik aadmi nehayat taizi se bhaga ja raha tha.
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Mulla ne ussay aawaz di aur poocha: "Iss tarah kion bhaag rahay ho?"
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Woh shakhs bola: "Daikhtay nahi k barish kis shiddat se ho rahi hai."
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Mulla ne kaha: "Aadmi ko khuda ki rehmat se iss tarah nahi bhagna chahiye."
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Woh shakhs mulla ki iss baat per majboor ho gaya aur nehayat itminan se chal kar ghar pohncha.
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Iss halat mein woh poora tarbatar tha.
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Doosray din wohi shakhs apni khirrki mein baitha tamasha daikh raha tha.
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Abhi barish halki halki ho rahi thi.
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Daikha k mulla nehayat taizi se bhaga chala ja raha hai.
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Uss aadmi ne mulla ko aawaz day kar kaha: "Apni kal wali baat bhool gaye ho? Khuda ki rehmat se ab kion bhaag rahay ho?"
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Mulla ne bhagtay huye jawab diya: "Aray bewaqoof! Kya tu chahta hai k rehmat-e-khudawandi meray paon talay rondi jaye."