FAALIJ - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb ko har waqt falij girnay k dharrka laga rehta tha.
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Jab bhi koi unn se milta to woh apnay khouf ka bakherra khol letay.
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Aik din woh kisi party mein baithay thay k achanak unn ka rang urr gaya aur woh bokhlaye andaz mein bolay: "Afsos! Wohi hua jiss ka mujhay hamesha se khadsha tha, meri daeen taang maflooj ho gaee hai."
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Saath wali kursi per baithay huye sahb kisi qadar jhanjhala kar bolay: "Muaf kijiye ga! Aap pichlay paanch (5) minutes se meri baeen taang per chutkiyan bhar rahay hein."