AAJ KARLO - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik farm k maalik ne apnay office k tamam kamron ki deewaron per takhti aawaizaan kara di, jiss per likha tha: "Jo kuch karna hai aaj karlo."
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Aik mahinay k baad aik dost ne farm k maalik se poocha: "Mulazimon per iss ka kya asar hua?"
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Farm k maalik ne jawab diya: "Khazanchi tees (30) hazar rupay lay kar bhaag gaya. Teen (3) clerkon ne apni tankhwahon mein izafay ka fori mutaliba kar diya aur chaprrasi ne to had hi kardi. Uss ne daku'on k aik garoh se mil kar farm k raaz ugal diye."