PENSION - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Doctor (boorrhay mareez se): "Main tumhein aisi dawa don ga k tum jawan ho jao gay."
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Boorrha mareez (taqreeban cheekhtay huye): "Nahi nahi doctor! Agar main jawan ho gaya to mujhay "pension" kaun day ga?"