DOOSRAY DARAKHT PER - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik larka baagh mein darakh per charrha aap torr raha tha k itnay mein chokidar aa gaya aur ghussay se bola: "Sharam nahi aati chorri kartay huye? Bata tera baap kahan hai?"
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Larka nehayat masoomiyat se bola: "Woh doosray darakht per charrhay huye hein."