SIGN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Beta baap se: "Papa kya aap andheray mein likh saktay hein?"
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Baap: "Haan haan! Iss mein kya mushkil hai?"
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Beta: "To phir jaldi se light bujha kar meri school report per sign kar dein."