BHARTI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik larka aik gadhay ko kaan se pakarr kar khainchta hua police station k saamnay se guzar raha tha.
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Police walon ko shararat soojhi.
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Aik sepahi ne larkay ko mukhatib kartay huye kaha: "Aray apnay bhai ko kaan se pakarr kar kion khainchay liye ja rahay ho?"
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Uss larkay foran ne jawab diya: "Iss liye k yeh kaheen police mein bharti na ho jaye."