VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR JI AUR CHOR

Aik sardar ji k ghar mein chor ghuss aaya.
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Sardar ji ne bohat himmat aur hoshiyari se kaam lay kar chor ki kanpati per pistol rakh kar uss k haath upper kara diye aur uss ka munh deewar ki taraf kar diya.
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Abhi woh soch hi rahay thay k ab kya kiya jaye k itnay mein sardar ji ka chhota beta pani ka aik glass lay kar aaya aur bola: "Abbu! Pistol mein pani bhar lein, yeh pani k baghair nahi chalta."