REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - JOOTAY K DABBAY

Aik admi k paon bohat barray thay aur nazar bhi kamzor thi.
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Aik bar woh apnay naukar k saath joota khareednay gaya.
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Magar jootay k barray se barra size bhi uss ko poora na aaya.
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Achanak aik joota uss k pair mein poora aa gaya aur woh khushi se cheekha: "Aray Fazloo! Yehi joota khareed lo, hamaray paon mein bilkul theek aa gaya hai."
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Fazloo ne jawab diya: "Magar sarkar! Aap ne paon mein jootay k dabbay pehan rakhay hein."