JAISAY KO TAISA - HILARIOUS URDR/HINDI JOKE

Do dost bohat chalak thay, unhein Lahore jana tha magar train mein tal dharnay ko jagah na thi.
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Raat k waqt unhon ne shor macha diya k bogi mein saanp aaya hai.
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Tamam musafir khouf k maaray bogi se utar gaye.
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Woh donon dost jaldi se train mein sawar huye aur birth per so gaye.
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Jab inn ki aankh khulli to saamnay aik qulli kharra tha.
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Unhon ne uss se poocha: "Bhai sahb! Kya Lahore aa gaya hai?"
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Qulli herat se: "Lahore? Janab! Raat iss bogi mein saanp ghuss aaya tha iss liye yeh dabba train se kaat diya gaya tha."