Aadmi doctor se: "Umar lambi karnay k liye koi tareeqa bataein."
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Doctor: "Shaadi karwa lo."
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Aadmi: "To kya shaadi karwanay se umar lambi ho jaye gi?"
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Doctor: "Nahi, yeh shoq khatam ho jaye ga."
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!