VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - HISAAB KI ZUBAN

Shagird (hisaab k ustad se): "Janab! English parrhanay walay ustad English mein, Urdu parrhanay walay ustad Urdu mein aur Arbi parrhanay walay ustad Arbi mein guftugu kartay hein. Aap bhi hisaab ki zuban mein baat kiya karein."
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Ustad: "Mujh se teen (3) paanch (5) mat karo. Saari chaar so beesi nikal don ga. Chalo no (9) do (2) geyara (11) ho jao warna aisa maron ga k aik (1) k do (2) nazar aaein gay."