VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - FEES

Judge (jaib kutray se): "Tum ne iss admi ki jaib se batwa kis tarah nikala k ussay ilm hi nahi hua?"
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Mulzim fakhar se bola: "Janab! Iss ilm ko sikhanay ki fees paanch so (500) rupay hai."

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