VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - BAJA

Pehla dost (doosray se): "Iss bar tumhein saalgirah per kya kya tohfay milay?"
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Doosray dost ne kaha: "Tohfay to bohat milay lekin aik baja bohat acha hai. Aisa tohfa iss se pehlay kabhi nahi mila."
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Pehla: "Iss mein aisi kya khas baat hai?"
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Doosra: "Ammi mujhay iss ko na bajanay k liye rozana paanch (5) rupay deti hein."