REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI CARD

Ustad (Pappu se): "Shaadi card per 'Jeem', 'Seen', 'Meem', aur 'Fay' likha hota hai. Iss ka kya matlab hai?"
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Pappu kuch dair soch kar bola: "Janab! Jooton se murammat farmaein."